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    Image of J-No J-No
    10/19/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play
    The trial over, Lorrie Nantz stood in the lobby of the courthouse sobbing. Stepping from the elevator her husband saw her standing there alone and walked over and put his arms around her.Together they stood, arms wrapped around each other, sobbing.The thing about getting divorced is that you have failed. You have failed at the one thing you said would be forever in your life. It is not your job or your friends or anything else. When you get married that is supposed to be it. And when you fail at it, there is nothing worse than standing in court and admitting it, no matter who did what to whom in the process. There you go. My jezebel moment. For all the world to see. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    @J-No:

    Damn that was deep J. I want to get married and have kids but a divorce would crush me especially if she cheated I would probably jump off a bridge head first. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    @titansfan78: What is so sad is that that moment has happened to everyone I know who gets divorced. You stand there and think, holy shit, I just failed at the single most important thing I was going to do in my life. I have failed. And you cry. Like a baby. Because at some point you gave up trying. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    @J-No:
    You dont even have to be religious to feel bad about a failed marriage. Im 31 and alot of my friends from high school and college are on their second marriage or heading for divorce. The economy is forcing some people to work harder on staying together because divorce can be expensive. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play
    (even though they only have one kid)

    And we now know who to blame. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play
    An older, married man shacking up with a younger lover: A Tradition Like No Other. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play
    Finally, he's now free to marry the corpse of Ben Hogan. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    @Drew Magary: +3 #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    @Drew Magary: Saying it three times isn't going to make him magically appear. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    @Drew Magary: Fools. What you don't know is that I am a rare THREE STAR commenter, thus ensuring anything I say is important enough to be posted in triplicate.

    In triplicate.

    In triplicate.

    This town is a part of us all. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play
    Finally, he's now free to marry the corpse of Ben Hogan. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play
    Finally, he's now free to marry the corpse of Ben Hogan. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play
    Didn't Jim Nantz think it was a little odd that the Westport Jewelers Association was giving him the "Man of the Year" award? #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play
    We don't really need to know this stuff, but it is "like seeing a car crash — you just couldn't look away."

    Am I the only one here who DOESN'T spend hours at a time staring at smoking auto wreckage? #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    @SavetoFavorites: I agree. Once I'm done masturbating, I usually move on. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    @Weed Against Speed: +1. But if I don't get credit for the assist there, I'm taking a rubbernecking-worthy dump on the scorer's table. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play
    Gus Johnson's divorce proceedings will involve a lot more yelling. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play
    The straw that broke the camel's back was when Nantz faked a hot air balloon launch and told CBS their daughter was on board. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play
    The reason she didn't let him hang the oil painting? He wasn't wearing pants. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play
    Mrs. Nantz testified she grew tired of her husband introducing her to his golfing buddies as "the 19th hole." #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: +1 #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play
    He makes $7 million a year from CBS and various endorsements.

    "Hi folks, Jim Nantz here to tell you about a flavor breakthrough from Keebler. See, as a golf announcer for over 15 years, I know about vanilla crackers."
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play
    HALF! #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play
    His eyes were as misty as the glistening morning dew that welcomes us each April to the hallowed grounds of Augusta National.

    Hello, friends! #jimnantz
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