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    11/12/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz Just Can't Find A Woman Who Won't Cost Him Boatloads Of Money
    Freddie Couples has truly been an influence in his life. #jimnantz
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    11/12/09

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    Jim Nantz is fucking Antoine Walker? #jimnantz
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz Just Can't Find A Woman Who Won't Cost Him Boatloads Of Money
    I have champagne wishes and caviar dreams.
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz Just Can't Find A Woman Who Won't Cost Him Boatloads Of Money
    GIRL WHERE YOUR UPPER LIP AT? #jimnantz
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz Just Can't Find A Woman Who Won't Cost Him Boatloads Of Money
    CBS FAMLEE VALUUUZ #jimnantz
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    11/12/09

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    Jim Nantz Just Can't Find A Woman Who Won't Cost Him Boatloads Of Money

    I'd recommend DuPont Circle at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday night, but he'd have to use a loose definition for at least 2 words in that sentence. #jimnantz
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz Just Can't Find A Woman Who Won't Cost Him Boatloads Of Money
    Is this like one of those pictures they show at the movies prior to the trailers running? You know, they'll ask trivia questions about an actor and slowly unblur the picture as the questions get easier. If it is, then the answer is Justin Long. #jimnantz
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz Just Can't Find A Woman Who Won't Cost Him Boatloads Of Money
    Geh, I loooooathe women like that. You couldn't pay me to do her with Verne Lundquist's dick. #jimnantz
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz Just Can't Find A Woman Who Won't Cost Him Boatloads Of Money
    She should consider using that as her tagline on Match.com. #jimnantz
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz Just Can't Find A Woman Who Won't Cost Him Boatloads Of Money
    "Tell me about it, bro. Women and boatloads need to be handled very thoroughly."

    -Scott Peterson #jimnantz
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz Just Can't Find A Woman Who Won't Cost Him Boatloads Of Money
    so can it be said that she's got Nantz in her pants?

    /ducks #jimnantz
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz Just Can't Find A Woman Who Won't Cost Him Boatloads Of Money
    Is this some convoluted viral ad for Miller High Life? #jimnantz
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    11/12/09

    @Steve U: +1 #jimnantz
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz Just Can't Find A Woman Who Won't Cost Him Boatloads Of Money
    Attention, NYP: Nobody in the world talks like that. We know you make up these quotes. Cut it out. #jimnantz
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    11/12/09

    @ArkansasFred: POST GLIB HEADER IRKS NET NERD #jimnantz
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz Just Can't Find A Woman Who Won't Cost Him Boatloads Of Money
    Jim Nantz is not the only person who can't find her.... #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play
    The trial over, Lorrie Nantz stood in the lobby of the courthouse sobbing. Stepping from the elevator her husband saw her standing there alone and walked over and put his arms around her.Together they stood, arms wrapped around each other, sobbing.The thing about getting divorced is that you have failed. You have failed at the one thing you said would be forever in your life. It is not your job or your friends or anything else. When you get married that is supposed to be it. And when you fail at it, there is nothing worse than standing in court and admitting it, no matter who did what to whom in the process. There you go. My jezebel moment. For all the world to see. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    @J-No:

    Damn that was deep J. I want to get married and have kids but a divorce would crush me especially if she cheated I would probably jump off a bridge head first. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    @titansfan78: What is so sad is that that moment has happened to everyone I know who gets divorced. You stand there and think, holy shit, I just failed at the single most important thing I was going to do in my life. I have failed. And you cry. Like a baby. Because at some point you gave up trying. #jimnantz
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    10/19/09

    @J-No:
    You dont even have to be religious to feel bad about a failed marriage. Im 31 and alot of my friends from high school and college are on their second marriage or heading for divorce. The economy is forcing some people to work harder on staying together because divorce can be expensive. #jimnantz
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