"It looked like a cold, wet, smashed hot dog bun that's been run over by a Hummer, stomped on by a marching band, doused with lighter fluid and then smeared onto the side of a porta-potty."
That's the same line Gawker used to describe the latest Lindsay Lohan upskirt picture. #washington
John Riggins will post lots of videos of himself lecturing the team from a pile of logs.
The situation is so desperate, he's pulling out all the stops and giving his next pep talk from a rock quarry. If that doesn't work, he's planning to move on to a steel foundry.
I'd love to bask in the schadenfreude, but I just watched my favorite team lose 13-9 to a franchise even shittier than the Chiefs. I will now catheterize myself. #washington
Redskins Season Quickly Devolving Into Roland Emmerich Film
Could be worse. It could be devolving into a Tyler Perry film, although I can imagine Clinton Portis being perfectly happy playing Bertha, Madea's long lost sister. #washington
@MarkKelsosMigraine: Or at least it's not devolving into a Todd Solondz film, in which Jason Campbell makes obscene phone calls to Dan Snyder's overweight receptionist. #washington
There's something sort of eerie, walking around a massive asphalt expanse filled with garbage, seeing people mumbling to themselves, or shouting out in anger, or chanting slogans
Yeah, that must have been really disconcerting for a resident of Washington, D.C. to witness. #washington
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That is all. #washington
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That's the same line Gawker used to describe the latest Lindsay Lohan upskirt picture. #washington
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The situation is so desperate, he's pulling out all the stops and giving his next pep talk from a rock quarry. If that doesn't work, he's planning to move on to a steel foundry.
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Well, Kornheiser can't do it on MNF anymore, so he has to get it out of his system somehow. #washington
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Could be worse. It could be devolving into a Tyler Perry film, although I can imagine Clinton Portis being perfectly happy playing Bertha, Madea's long lost sister. #washington
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As long as it doesn't turn into a Spike Jonze film.
/yeah, I said it #washington
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/this may actually occur #washington
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Yeah, that must have been really disconcerting for a resident of Washington, D.C. to witness. #washington