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    Lenny Dykstra's Not A Racist — He's Had Three "Spearchuckers" On The Cover
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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    03/16/09

    In reply to Lenny Dykstra's Not A Racist — He's Had Three "Spearchuckers" On The Cover
    "I don't wear jewelry, except for this," he says. "It's the best in the world-costs sixty-five grand."


    It's a nice watch-a Patek Philippe-but I have no idea what it has to do with Lenny's magazine or my qualifications for a job there. I just nod, and he goes on.


    "You see, Kevin, The Players Club is not just a magazine. It's an actual club of players helping players. Do you want to be a part of the Players Club?"


    Want to be a player in our club of players known as the player's club?

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/16/09

    In reply to Lenny Dykstra's Not A Racist — He's Had Three "Spearchuckers" On The Cover
    Fortunately, "Nails" has no qualms about interacting with those of the Hawaiian persuasion.
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    Image of Ben Dover Ben Dover
    03/16/09

    In reply to Lenny Dykstra's Not A Racist — He's Had Three "Spearchuckers" On The Cover
    I'm glad for this story so we can remember the extraordinary collrelation between the Phillies levels of steroid abuse and their on-field successes.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/16/09

    @ShakeTiller: So they used steroids in 1993, went cold-turkey for 15 years, then started up again last year?
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    03/16/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: same thing happened to me and homosex. Sorry Dad!
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    03/16/09

    In reply to Lenny Dykstra's Not A Racist — He's Had Three "Spearchuckers" On The Cover
    The head editor at Javelin Monthly had the same problem..
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    03/16/09

    In reply to Lenny Dykstra's Not A Racist — He's Had Three "Spearchuckers" On The Cover
    "And then it dawns on me: Vaseline! It's perfect, I smears it all over my face every morning, and then again just before a fancy par-tay like this one! Heh, just like your a-hole, right Jimmy boy?"
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    03/16/09

    In reply to Lenny Dykstra's Not A Racist — He's Had Three "Spearchuckers" On The Cover
    "What was that, Lenny?" I ask.


    "I said I put three spearchuckers on the cover!" he replies.


    Then, for no reason whatsoever, Lenny added, "Get Brett Weir I said!"

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/16/09

    In reply to Lenny Dykstra's Not A Racist — He's Had Three "Spearchuckers" On The Cover
    unsurprising truth about The Dude is revealed


    He's a lazy man - The Dude is most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Anggelees county, which would place him high in the running for laziest worldwide.

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    03/16/09

    In reply to Lenny Dykstra's Not A Racist — He's Had Three "Spearchuckers" On The Cover
    I take all my financial advice from White Power Bill.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    03/16/09

    In reply to Lenny Dykstra's Not A Racist — He's Had Three "Spearchuckers" On The Cover
    They shoulda never gave you darkies money!
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/16/09

    In reply to Lenny Dykstra's Not A Racist — He's Had Three "Spearchuckers" On The Cover
    -I don't suppose it would help if I told him that I'm not a racist.
    -Neither is he. You have to be human first. He doesn't qualify.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    03/16/09

    In reply to Lenny Dykstra's Not A Racist — He's Had Three "Spearchuckers" On The Cover
    And the thing is, Jeter, Paul and Tiger are world-class athletes. There's no telling what he called Ricky Jordan and Charlie Hayes back in the day.
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    03/16/09

    In reply to Lenny Dykstra's Not A Racist — He's Had Three "Spearchuckers" On The Cover
    In an interview Doc and Darryl said Lenny was so white they tried to snort him.
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    03/16/09

    In reply to Lenny Dykstra's Not A Racist — He's Had Three "Spearchuckers" On The Cover
    He only lived with Gooden and Strawberry knowing that they would never look for his coke hidden in his pouches of chewing tabacco.
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    03/16/09

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    03/16/09

    In reply to Lenny Dykstra's Not A Racist — He's Had Three "Spearchuckers" On The Cover
    I lived with Strawberry and Gooden.


    But he never played basketball with Kevin Mitchell.

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