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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/25/09

    In reply to Cold-Cocked Clausen Coddled By QB Coaches
    This caused a bit of confusion on the South Bend campus, as "blackvisor" was previously the title of the school's sole African-American professor.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/25/09

    In reply to Cold-Cocked Clausen Coddled By QB Coaches
    He's wearing a black visor (usually not allowed at Notre Dame) during practice...

    Black visors are allowed when they abandon their inherent savagery and accept Jesus Christ as their saviour.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/25/09

    In reply to Cold-Cocked Clausen Coddled By QB Coaches
    ...the Clausen Affair.

    Oh you mean cold cock-gate?
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    Image of tim_lincecum_dumpster tim_lincecum_dumpster
    11/25/09

    In reply to Cold-Cocked Clausen Coddled By QB Coaches
    Jim McMahon is a douchebag. Jim McMahon wore a tinted visor as a quarterback. Jim McMahon coaches Stanford. Notre Dame plays Stanford this week. Jimmy Clausen is wearing a tinted visor as a quarterback. Jimmy Clausen is a douchebag.

    /full circle'd
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/25/09

    @tim_lincecum_dumpster:

    McMahon is an assistant to Jim Harbaugh?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/25/09

    @Phintastic:

    He's the punky QB known as Harbaugh,
    If he'd punched Jimmy Clausen he'd have shattered his jaw.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/25/09

    @Phintastic: All white QBs look alike.
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    Image of tim_lincecum_dumpster tim_lincecum_dumpster
    11/25/09

    @Phintastic: That was a horrible oversight on my part. Pre-caffeine haze. I'll be more careful next time. I still stand by my "Jim McMahon is a douchebag" comment, however.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/25/09

    @tim_lincecum_dumpster:

    That part is correct, yes.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/25/09

    In reply to Cold-Cocked Clausen Coddled By QB Coaches
    Has Brady Quinn ever been cold-cocked? Discuss.
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    Image of Turdhammer Turdhammer
    11/25/09

    @Juancho: I do not know about cold-cocked, but he was deep-dicked by Matt Stafford on Sunday.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/25/09

    @Turdhammer: that was one hell of a Fuck Lion, let me tell you.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    11/25/09

    In reply to Cold-Cocked Clausen Coddled By QB Coaches
    Immediately after Swarbrick's quote, Charlie Weis came sprinting into the room screaming, "Did someone say cold cuts?!"
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    11/25/09

    @the earl of weaver: Weis doesn't sprint. The most he's capable of is a rapid amble, assisted by the forward lean.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/25/09

    In reply to Cold-Cocked Clausen Coddled By QB Coaches
    Cold Cocked Eskimo straddled by wife.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11/25/09

    @Phintastic: +1
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/25/09

    In reply to Cold-Cocked Clausen Coddled By QB Coaches
    I guess Notre Dame does have a better chance of winning a handball game.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
    I'm amazed this isn't in the Cleveland Browns gift shop. It screams Mangini-bear, no?
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
    The one made for Chris Brown fans is a panda.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
    Now I can die in peace.

    -Timothy Treadwell
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
    Did anyone ever notice that Dr. Bunsen Honeydew has no eyes!?!
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
    Travis Henry just impregnated one.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
    Tim starts chatting up his wife. He said something funny enough to her that got her laughing at him (not sure how he did that).

    Sick burn, #3.
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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
    Theory 3 is clearly a scene from Roadhouse that ended up on the cutting room floor? amirite?
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