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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: A Lovable Scamp Just Dancing Through Life
    Sounds like pretty much anybody can get into that guest house. Who's with me?
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: A Lovable Scamp Just Dancing Through Life
    Those swim trunks? 100% satin.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: A Lovable Scamp Just Dancing Through Life
    I bet his hair doesn't even move under water.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: A Lovable Scamp Just Dancing Through Life
    I can't wait for Buffet's next album" "A Sailor Sees His Balls Sag"
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/08/09

    @UkraineNotWeak:


    Or better yet: "A Pirate Sees His Balls Sag"

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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: A Lovable Scamp Just Dancing Through Life
    Fuck it. I'm at the hotel bar somewhere in the Caribbean and JJ sits down across the patio? You are goddamn right I'm heading over to have a few beers with the man.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: A Lovable Scamp Just Dancing Through Life
    Also, it is a fact that there is no better drunk than "it's the middle of beautiful day and I am in a bathing suit" drunk The world is perfect.
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    Image of ringitupwiththedongtea ringitupwiththedongtea
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: A Lovable Scamp Just Dancing Through Life
    Margaritaville? I think you mean Pina Coladaburg.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/08/09

    @ringitupwiththedongtea: Sea Shanties and Wet Panties
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/08/09

    @Karlifornia: Highly underrated movie.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: A Lovable Scamp Just Dancing Through Life
    For me, the drunk rich guy look is incomplete without an oversized class ring.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: A Lovable Scamp Just Dancing Through Life
    Cheeseburgers In Paradise Lost


    In this version, the role of Adam will portrayed by Charles Haley and Eve will be Troy Aikman.

     Reply
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    Image of HirsheysKissMyArse HirsheysKissMyArse
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: A Lovable Scamp Just Dancing Through Life
    Pirates of Penzance party next week at JJ's!


    /fixed

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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    06/08/09

    @HirsheysKissMyArse: he is the very model of a modern football analyst
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: A Lovable Scamp Just Dancing Through Life
    "I call this dance 'Thank God I Don't Have To Deal With Nate Newton's Embarrassing Legal Scrapes Anymore' and it goes like this..."
     Reply
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: A Lovable Scamp Just Dancing Through Life
    Too bad he just traded five kegs of Sam Adams to Atlanta for a case of Natty.
     Reply
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/28/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
    Jesus, I've seen fewer buttons in the cockpit of an F-16.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    05/28/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
    JJ had this to say as he was leaving the restaurant, "She's not that cute and I doubt she's tight, but that's no problem for Kid Dyn-O-Mite."
     Reply
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/28/09

    @Chuck Knoblockhead: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?


    /confused

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/28/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
    Be careful, Jimmy. That woman's planted at least 3 husbands.
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