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    Jimmy Smith Is Not Handling Retirement So Well
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    04/23/09

    In reply to Jimmy Smith Is Not Handling Retirement So Well
    The plunging neckline is a bold choice, but he pulls it off.
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    04/23/09

    In reply to Jimmy Smith Is Not Handling Retirement So Well
    I don't know, doesn't sound like a bad way to spend retirement to me.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    04/23/09

    In reply to Jimmy Smith Is Not Handling Retirement So Well
    So we're agreed that the Jaguars WR Coach is obviously Tony Montana?
    Good, good.
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    Image of Arsenio Billingham Arsenio Billingham
    04/23/09

    In reply to Jimmy Smith Is Not Handling Retirement So Well
    a business card with powder cocaine residue


    I don't what's more amazing: the fact that his business card is covered in cocaine, or that he even has a business card.

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    Image of Mr. Pennsylvania Mr. Pennsylvania
    04/23/09

    @Arsenio Billingham:


    Highway patrolment: Good coloring.
    Jimmy Smith: That's 'Bone'.

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    04/23/09

    @Arsenio Billingham: The card belonged to a "Mr. Nice Guy."
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    04/23/09

    @Mr. Pennsylvania: "I can't believe that Steve Smith has a better business card than me. For a moment I have to stifle the urge to sob."
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    04/23/09

    @X-tacle: I never thought I would see a "Half-Baked" reference on this site.
    Kudos
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    04/23/09

    In reply to Jimmy Smith Is Not Handling Retirement So Well
    ...pulled over for excessive window tint.


    What, did he just have it smushed up against the glass?


    Oh, taint.

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    04/23/09

    @Gourmet Spud:


    Tint, that was suppposed to say! God damn you, Thursday!

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    04/23/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Somebody's got a case of the Thursdays. Two strike outs in one day for you, who do you think you are? Greg Zaun?
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    Image of Athens Grease Athens Grease
    04/23/09

    In reply to Jimmy Smith Is Not Handling Retirement So Well
    Lt. Bill Leeper of the Florida Highway Patrol said Smith was pulled over for excessive window tint on his 2009 Mercedes coupe


    He still cautions the public not to jump to any conclusions, however.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/23/09

    @Athens_Grease: His ear also fell off as he was writing the ticket.
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    04/23/09

    In reply to Jimmy Smith Is Not Handling Retirement So Well
    I heard he was taking the marijuana cigarettes to a sock hop so he could get some of the kids into a freakout scene.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/23/09

    In reply to Jimmy Smith Is Not Handling Retirement So Well
    Whose business card was it? You guessed it, Frank Stallone's.
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    04/23/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: Never gets old. For me at least.
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    04/23/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: @JohnnyDakotaStateU: I'm going to keep doing it till Pete tells me I gotta stop.
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