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    Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"
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    Image of Chalkdust Chalkdust
    01/07/09

    In reply to Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"
    Archie would have put to a stop to this lapdance before it started, but was distracted in his usual duties of handing out Capri Sun to Eli's teammates.
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    Image of Monchhichi Monchhichi
    01/07/09

    In reply to Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"
    Why is Jeff Fisher driving the car?
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    Image of Silky John-STON! Silky John-STON!
    01/07/09

    In reply to Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"
    Looking at Abby makes me think that her lapdance would be right-off-the-Mayflower-type prude.


    Looking at Eli makes me think that he would have a my-wife-is-a-dirty-whore-and-that-disgusts-me look on his face.


    I bet it was herky jerky and about as erotic as a video of Tom Coughlin having sex.

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    01/07/09

    @Silky John-STON!: I'll admit I'm confused on how the "getting a lap dance from your own wife fully clothed in a bar is hot" thing works.
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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    01/07/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Because it's in public, and it's the only action she's giving you?
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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    01/07/09

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!:


    Because you're married and it's the only action she's giving you?


    /fixed.

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    Image of metroville metroville
    01/07/09

    In reply to Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"
    10/1 Eli believes that he's seated next to the one true Mickey Mouse.
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    Image of Monchhichi Monchhichi
    01/07/09

    In reply to Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"
    A few chairs over, Brett Favre was getting a lap dance from Peter King until King collapsed from over-exertion halfway through the first verse.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/07/09

    In reply to Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"
    Meanwhile, at a Tampa club, Jeff Garcia's wife gave him a lapdance to "If I Were a Boy".
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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    01/07/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Which was inspired by Brenda Warner's lapdance to "Livin' On a Prayer" during last week's services.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    01/07/09

    @Gourmet Spud: +1
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    Image of SamerOchoCinco SamerOchoCinco
    01/07/09

    @Gourmet Spud:


    Not to be outdone, Jay Cutler's wife danced to "Pour Some Sugar On Me".

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    Image of Monchhichi Monchhichi
    01/07/09

    @Samer Ocho Cinco: +1 That comment would've gotten you approved status.
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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    01/07/09

    @Gourmet Spud: *slow clap*


    +1

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    Image of Bob Loblaw Bob Loblaw
    01/07/09

    In reply to Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"
    I know this is a tired comment but Eli Manning is one homely looking dude and if he weren't famous he'd be shot down by the sunglassed chick in the brown femullet peering over the shoulder of the chick taking the picture (upper right). He's about as good looking as a bag of rotten hamburger meat.


    /end rant

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    Image of Chalkdust Chalkdust
    01/07/09

    @Bob Loblaw: Wow. You sir, are a mouthful.
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    Image of BJacobsOwnsYou BJacobsOwnsYou
    01/07/09

    In reply to Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"
    Is that Jeff Fischer driving ?
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    Image of Monchhichi Monchhichi
    01/07/09

    @BJacobsOwnsYou: Dammit.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    01/07/09

    In reply to Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"
    Because nothing says sexy-lap-dance-time like a song bitching a guy out for not proposing. Rowr.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    01/07/09

    @Katni: I don't hate the song for its lyrical content, I hate it for the millions of entitled, dumpy women who will adopt it as their anthem at the club.
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    01/07/09

    In reply to Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"
    If Eli liked the lap dance he should have put a ring on it.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    01/07/09

    In reply to Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"
    I thought that playing for the Giants made you immune from the B&T tag, but if you're going to the Meatpacking District then it might have to apply.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/07/09

    In reply to Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"
    Was he wearing sweatpants?
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    01/07/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Regardless, shots were still fired in whatever he was wearing.
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