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    Image of Maura Johnston Maura Johnston
    12/05/09

    In reply to Joakim Noah To LeBron James: "You're A Jerk"
    Well now I'm wondering if he was actually trying to participate in the whole "pink glove boogie" thing. Does it count if the gloves don't have hands?

    [corytraumarn.blogspot.com]
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/05/09

    In reply to Joakim Noah To LeBron James: "You're A Jerk"
    Interestingly, after being taunted by David Niven from just off-stage, Fred Astaire once stepped away from a Viennese waltz to shoot two free throws into a peach basket.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/05/09

    In reply to Joakim Noah To LeBron James: "You're A Jerk"
    The Chicago bench has to stop this? Maybe Principessa shouldn't have left the free throw line.
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    12/05/09

    In reply to Joakim Noah To LeBron James: "You're A Jerk"
    Where I'm from they refer to that as the "Maurice Stokes Shuffle."
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    11/11/09

    In reply to SEC Refs Are Afraid Of Technology. Like, 1990s Technology.
    Oh, sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/11/09

    In reply to SEC Refs Are Afraid Of Technology. Like, 1990s Technology.
    The Chicago Tribune: All the News That's Fit to Shit. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    11/11/09

    @AzureTexan: The Tribune needs to reanimate Ring Lardner to take that column back. #watercoolerfodder
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment D2theMatthews was starred D2theMatthews was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/11/09

    @Cecil's Wielder: While we're at it, let's reanimate Jim Murray and slip him quietly into Rick Reilly's chair. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of J-No J-No
    08/16/09

    In reply to Joakimpalooza Festival Will Be Coming To A City Near You
    I am always super friendly when I am all high and shit.
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    Image of BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples
    08/16/09

    In reply to Joakimpalooza Festival Will Be Coming To A City Near You
    Baseball Tonight just joked that no one is running away with the AL Central because they're all Midwest teams and with the economic failure they're all trying to keep it close so people will keep going to the games.

    Fuck you guys...as a Twins fan, I'll go to games (especially the last year in the Metrodome...where we've won two World Series since '87...a location in which I have tremendous memories) whether it's close or not....AND....we're not fucking Detroit. The Twin Cities are the 6th largest urban population center in the country and have weathered the economic downturn better than most. Seriously....fuck you guys.

    /end rant
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    08/16/09

    @Orr's crabapples:

    Toronto is way bigger than either Detroit or Minnesota and yet we're apparently a "small market" franchise.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/16/09

    @Orr's crabapples: Shining my FJM bat-signal... Oh if only...

    What could that statement possibly mean? So does this mean that since the Phillies have the NL East all but wrapped up, the economic recession hasn't affected Philly?

    Does this mean that all east and west-coast teams haven't been hit by the recession?

    Does this mean that teams have the power to choose whether they win or lose games, and not only can they do it, but they'll do it based on political reasons? Does Congress know about this?

    Why on earth would anyone make a statement like that? I cannot for the life of me figure out why they would make such a throwaway statement as that... the 3 seconds of silence that would have occurred would have been 15 times better than the pointless and insulting drivel that happened.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    08/16/09

    In reply to Joakimpalooza Festival Will Be Coming To A City Near You
    I'll go ahead and say it: I kind of like Joakim Noah
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    Image of VICK killed BARBARO VICK killed BARBARO
    08/16/09

    @Karlifornia: Agreed. This is the Internets, where all forms of behavior are to be frowned upon, but since when is being approachable, friendly and exuberant a bad thing for a public figure?

    As a Canes fan, I think that's the first time I complimented a Gator since I admitted that Emmit Smith may be slightly more valuable to the Cowboys than Kevin Williams (time's gonna tell on that one).
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    08/16/09

    @Karlifornia: Next, you'll be endoring Brady Quinn to start in Cleveland, & hopeing for more of the Swami on SportsCenter. You'll be voted off Deadspin Island.

    /have always thought it unwarranted that Joakim rated so hated on Deadspin -- Leatherman (either wearing, or bedding) he is not
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/16/09

    @Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Is he hated? I had no idea. I thought Noah posts were mostly done with a chuckling shake of the head and a kind of "Check this guy out. Stoned out of his mind... high five!"
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/16/09

    In reply to Joakimpalooza Festival Will Be Coming To A City Near You
    This dude's 120 pounds and a skin-lightening disorder away from being the world's tallest Richard Simmons. On second thought, I guess he really doesn't look like Richard Simmons at all.
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    08/15/09

    In reply to The One With Joakimpalooza And Being Scolded For Joy
    Nick Denton is still waiting for the March Madness to finish, isn't he?
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    Image of BummerItsDaley BummerItsDaley
    08/14/09

    In reply to The One With Joakimpalooza And Being Scolded For Joy
    Josh Alexander's "relapse" pictures are still a bigger story than anything Hall of Famer Henry "Hank" Burr has to say.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    08/14/09

    In reply to The One With Joakimpalooza And Being Scolded For Joy
    Came across your post while surfing. Only the most wretched lowlife would use such language.

    /gestures at Sports Pun

    He doesn't like you

    ...

    I don't like you either
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    08/14/09

    In reply to The One With Joakimpalooza And Being Scolded For Joy
    That's what happens when you visit Budapest with Chelsea Handler.
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    08/14/09

    In reply to The One With Joakimpalooza And Being Scolded For Joy
    the top 5 most important/influential rap groups in history

    In no particular order:

    Sporty Theivz
    Ying Yang Twinz
    Dem Franchize Boyz
    Limp Bizkit
    Asher Roth

    GET AT ME SON.
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    Image of Muggs Bigglesworth Muggs Bigglesworth
    08/14/09

    @FEAST: I raise.

    Tag Team
    Ruff Ryders
    The LOX
    The Firm
    Murder, INC
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    Karlifornia promoted this comment Muggs Bigglesworth was starred Muggs Bigglesworth was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    08/14/09

    @Muggs Bigglesworth: I'm still a sucker for the sweet soliloquies of Brotha Lynch Hung:

    You better pray
    When you see me put that nine up in that pussy, ho
    Cock it back slow
    Rock it back and forth, wait for the nut, then let my trigger go
    Boom!
    Pussy-guts all over the room
     Reply
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    08/14/09

    @Karlifornia: now eat!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/14/09

    @Karlifornia: Martin Scorsese approves!
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