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    "Jockeys" Will Teach You Thing Or Two About ... Jockeys

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    On Your Marks ... Get Set ... Shuffle!

    Short People In Riding Pants Running

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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Jockeys" Will Teach You Thing Or Two About ... Jockeys
    When I first saw the preview I was hoping the title would be "Little People, Big horse."


    How does Dee Mirch feel about jockeys?

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/05/09

    @sir_pantsalot: Usually in their swimsuit area.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Jockeys" Will Teach You Thing Or Two About ... Jockeys
    These people could never become meteorologists on TV...


    Jockey: "There's a flood coming."

    Viewer: "Pfft -- for you, maybe."


    /Attell'd

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Jockeys" Will Teach You Thing Or Two About ... Jockeys
    "Hi, I'm Aaron Gryder the pony rider. Yeah, it rhymes. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Jockeys" Will Teach You Thing Or Two About ... Jockeys
    Was it really necessary to interview the jockeys while inside a blimp?
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    Image of Mean_Old_Frisco Mean_Old_Frisco
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Jockeys" Will Teach You Thing Or Two About ... Jockeys
    and Kanye West music on the soundtrack


    Weird, I would have expected Skee-Lo.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/05/09

    @Mean_Old_Frisco: +1 rabbit in a hat with a bat
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Jockeys" Will Teach You Thing Or Two About ... Jockeys
    You forgot about the part where they do enough blow to kill a man 10x their size. So an average size man.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Jockeys" Will Teach You Thing Or Two About ... Jockeys
    Things these jockeys have in common with my Jockeys:


    * Ride atop things with horsecocks

    * Greatness concealed by lousy genes/jeans

    * Often covered in brown streaks

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Jockeys" Will Teach You Thing Or Two About ... Jockeys
    Hasn't Matthew Broderick already been on TV enough?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Jockeys" Will Teach You Thing Or Two About ... Jockeys
    One time, I rubbed a jockey's head for good luck, and he punched me right in the balls.


    Guess I didn't rub hard enough.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Jockeys" Will Teach You Thing Or Two About ... Jockeys
    The Jockeys have been edgy ever since Furious D started winning races.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Jockeys" Will Teach You Thing Or Two About ... Jockeys
    I've been watching previews for the new reality show on Animal Planet...


    But jockeys are people!

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Jockeys" Will Teach You Thing Or Two About ... Jockeys
    Nobody parties like a jockey


    /I was a centaur in my past life

    //does line of boner

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    02/05/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: *off of
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Jockeys" Will Teach You Thing Or Two About ... Jockeys
    That one jockey's won more trophies than the Pope and Wayne Gretzky combined.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Jockeys" Will Teach You Thing Or Two About ... Jockeys
    Short People got no reason
    To live


    They got little hands
    And little eyes
    And they walk around
    Tellin' great big lies
    They got little noses
    And tiny little teeth
    They wear platform shoes
    On their nasty little feet


    Well, I don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    Round here

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/05/09

    In reply to "Jockeys" Will Teach You Thing Or Two About ... Jockeys
    I'll start showing jockeys respect once they stop stealing vegetables from my garden.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    02/05/09

    @Gourmet Spud: I wouldn't rule out that annoying Travelocity gnome. That guy's up to no good.
     Reply
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