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    Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP

    Does This Look Foul To You?

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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    Way to ruin the unveiling of my new euphemism for fake tits, Dash.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    I can't put my calculator away, I'm wearing it on my wrist.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    "This is completely unfair! The commissioner didn't even give us a chance to buy the MVP!"

    -- Hank Steinbrenner
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    Fine, I will surrender my calculator, but you'll have to pry this abacus out of my cold, dead hands, good sir.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    But Miguel Cabrera had the highest BLEERP in the AL!! Are you kidding me??
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    Dammit. Now we'll never get FJM back.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    Indigenous nerds in Australia are still instructed to stay away from white people.
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    11/23/09

    @Phintastic: +1 Didgeridoo
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    But I am so close to proving the existance of Nefi Perez.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    Put Away Your Calculators

    Calcu-what-now?
    -Murray Chass
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    Put away your calculator? How the hell am I supposed to inappropriately spell "BOOBS" during second period?

    /32 years old
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    11/23/09

    In reply to Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
    Indigent nerds, however, may form a queue to apply for a stat research job at ESPN. Base salary is only 25K, but Bristol does have lovely foliage and Mike Golic may one day butcher your last name on the air.
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    10/10/09

    In reply to Does This Look Foul To You?
    oh, and that's why the yankees wear pinstripes?
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    10/10/09

    In reply to Does This Look Foul To You?
    he was later seen leaving the stadium with a baseball sized lump in his neck.
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    Image of RugDaniels RugDaniels
    10/10/09

    In reply to Does This Look Foul To You?
    Phil Cuzzi made one of the great all-time blunders last night... the most famous is which 'never get involved in a land war in Asia'.
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    10/10/09

    @RugDaniels: That or never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
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    10/10/09

    @RugDaniels: Ha. Beat me to it.
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    10/10/09

    In reply to Does This Look Foul To You?
    Meanwhile, in the deep shadows of an underground parking garage, Cuzzi slips into the back of a Lincoln Town Car. In the driver's seat is Tim Donaghy, who is attempting to jump-start his new life as best he can.

    In the back seat, Bud Selig's face appears out of the wavering fluorescent shadows as he hands Cuzzi a nondescript envelope.

    "Job well done, son."

    /Twins-Rockies ratings disaster avoidance plan'd
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    10/10/09

    @Gravy: In the other seat is Mauer, whose perfectly placed ball down the line and subsequent single made it all possible. Wait, what?
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