Joe Theismann And Mike Patrick Have Opinions On Pizza Boxes

It's somewhat jarring, seeing Joe Theismann back in the booth with Mike Patrick, albeit for a preseason Redskins game. It's even more jarring to see Theismann so shamelessly hawking Papa John's Pizza; we almost expected him to be dressed up in the uniform of a delivery boy. But most jarring, and most upsetting to… » 8/20/07 10:00am 8/20/07 10:00am

Your Long National Nightmare Is Over

Over the weekend, Pro Football Talk reported that everybody's favorite mathematician Joe Theismann was likely out as Monday Night Football "analyst," with his likely replacement being the infinitely superior Ron Jaworski. Today, The New York Times gets in on the act, confirming it with ESPN sources. And now ESPN has… » 3/26/07 1:15pm 3/26/07 1:15pm

The Snow Is Finally Here, And The Playoffs Aren't Far Behind

For all the talk of Brett Favre and Matt Hasselbeck and a dogged night from Shaun Alexander, the main impression we took from last night's MNF Seahawks' win over the Packers was: SNOW! Screw Thanksgiving: We know the holidays are really upon us when it's snowing real hard and people are falling over and you can see… » 11/28/06 9:15am 11/28/06 9:15am