Next week, on Jack Buck Dead , Jack gets visits from NFL Legend "Sweetness" Walter Payton, failed lifeguard Ted Kennedy, and a live performance from Keyboard Cat!
Jay Cutler /sulkysugarbangs@alwayscutvertical.com/(312) BIG-SIGH /25-30 /1 ticket, I guess/big fan - getting opposing CB's erect in anticipation, pullin blinds closed and crying
All this show needs is Tim McCarver in the Ed McMahon role.
"I'll tell you what, sometimes people are correct, and what I mean by that is that what they are saying corresponds pretty closely to the truth - so when that happens, they're correct, as in they're right - and you, sir, are correct - this would be one of those times when you are correct."
The guests: Dan Marino, John Elway, Curt Schilling, Mark Cuban, Jerry Jones and Namath, who threatens to be mildly interesting but who will probably wind up talking earnestly about sobriety. Role models! Life lessons! White people!
Q: What do you call this act?
A: The cocksucking motherfuckers.
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I'm 2-70.
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I'm not sure that Bobby Brown is the best choice for a guest.
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"I'll tell you what, sometimes people are correct, and what I mean by that is that what they are saying corresponds pretty closely to the truth - so when that happens, they're correct, as in they're right - and you, sir, are correct - this would be one of those times when you are correct."
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Q: What do you call this act?
A: The cocksucking motherfuckers.
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Just like Deadspin Benterns that lie about starting with No. 10.
06/30/09
I'm guessing there were plenty of slaps though....