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    Oh, Bill, Don't Interview JoePa Right After He Wakes Up From His Nap

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/01/09

    In reply to Oh, Bill, Don't Interview JoePa Right After He Wakes Up From His Nap
    I think Joe is a scotch and soda away from coaching without pants next year.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/01/09

    In reply to Oh, Bill, Don't Interview JoePa Right After He Wakes Up From His Nap
    He is, of course, talking about controlling the banks.
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    04/01/09

    In reply to Oh, Bill, Don't Interview JoePa Right After He Wakes Up From His Nap
    Joe's just grateful there are no dog tracks in NY.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/01/09

    In reply to Oh, Bill, Don't Interview JoePa Right After He Wakes Up From His Nap
    Now the only place it's still a Jewish man's game is Duke. They too have traveled for forty years without being called.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/01/09

    In reply to Oh, Bill, Don't Interview JoePa Right After He Wakes Up From His Nap
    Paterno went on to ask Raftery why anyone in their right mind would name a basketball tournament after a louse egg.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    04/01/09

    @Weed Against Speed: And a crouton just left my mouth. +1
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    04/01/09

    In reply to Oh, Bill, Don't Interview JoePa Right After He Wakes Up From His Nap
    "Everyone says it's a black mans game. When I played it was a Jewish mans game."


    He was a usurer in Brooklyn?

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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/01/09

    In reply to Oh, Bill, Don't Interview JoePa Right After He Wakes Up From His Nap
    What is picking up golddigging white girls for $200, Alex?
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/01/09

    In reply to Oh, Bill, Don't Interview JoePa Right After He Wakes Up From His Nap
    Of course, back then the black guys couldn't play, on account of the Kaiser...
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/01/09

    In reply to Oh, Bill, Don't Interview JoePa Right After He Wakes Up From His Nap
    Paterno also believes Once Upon A Time In America is that documentary about "those black kids playing high school basketball."
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    Image of Mitchell Freedman Fan Club Mitchell Freedman Fan Club
    04/01/09

    In reply to Oh, Bill, Don't Interview JoePa Right After He Wakes Up From His Nap
    "Would you like something to read?"

    "Do you have anything light?"

    "How about this leaflet, 'Famous Jewish Sports Legends?'"
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/01/09

    In reply to Oh, Bill, Don't Interview JoePa Right After He Wakes Up From His Nap
    When I played it was a Jewish mans game


    That's because Jesus Christ wasn't born yet.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    01/08/09

    In reply to Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
    In Joe Paterno's day, they performed Lasik with an oil lamp and a philips head screwdrvier, and that was how they liked it.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/08/09

    In reply to Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
    I blame this guy:


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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/08/09

    In reply to Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
    The real Paterno actually contains more metal.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/08/09

    In reply to Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
    The robber just wanted to exchange them after finding out they were women's frames from the Gloria Vanderbilt collection...
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