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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/14/09

    In reply to Joe Torre Is Happy For The Yankees - No, Really
    Yankees win first World Series in 10 years after committing nearly three-quarters of a billion dollars to players who will be past their primes when the real money kicks in.

    I'd say he's happy for the Yankees like I'm happy for my ex-girlfriend getting married. (She hasn't yet seen her husband's genital herpes outbreaks)
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    02/04/09

    In reply to Really? You Think It Was Roid Rage, Mr. Torre?
    Joe also examined Courtney Love's behavior over the past 15 years and believes that her crippling addiction to heroin may have played some part in her erratic behavior.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/04/09

    In reply to Really? You Think It Was Roid Rage, Mr. Torre?
    Joe, like Dubya, is also refusing to say that evolution is real until "all the science is in".
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    02/04/09

    In reply to Really? You Think It Was Roid Rage, Mr. Torre?
    ♫ When the bat hits the sky towards this big Piazza guy: that's a roid rage...♫
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    Image of the guru god of ganja the guru god of ganja
    02/04/09

    In reply to Really? You Think It Was Roid Rage, Mr. Torre?
    one of the reasons i was never a big piazza fan. if i were his size and someone threw a bat at me, i would have at least swung at the man.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    02/04/09

    @the guru god of ganja: and then get kicked out of a world series game, which would have been really stupid.


    i'm still astounded that clemens wasn't tossed.

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    Image of the guru god of ganja the guru god of ganja
    02/04/09

    @shea_guevara: maybe it would have inspired some sort of fight in the team and they wouldn't have gotten tranced 4-1. plus if he fought clemens they both woulda been tossed and knocking out clemens (iterally and figuratively) would've been worth it. they played it off like maybe clemens was just tossing the bat aside which was utterly ridiculous.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/04/09

    @the guru god of ganja: I'm not sure "trounced" is the right word, since every single game in that Series was either one or two runs. I'll go with..."Benitezed".
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/04/09

    In reply to Really? You Think It Was Roid Rage, Mr. Torre?
    Dear testicles,


    Stay hot.


    -22

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/04/09

    In reply to Really? You Think It Was Roid Rage, Mr. Torre?
    Don't commit your hate crimes here.
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    Image of ReggiesNephew ReggiesNephew
    02/04/09

    In reply to Really? You Think It Was Roid Rage, Mr. Torre?
    Clemens responded in a written statement:


    Klearly I Kouldn't Kontrol himself. Please accept my deepest Kondolences.

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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    02/04/09

    @ReggiesNephew: Iwas really unfortunate when all those protests made Clemens shut down his charity, Klemens K's against Kancer.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    02/04/09

    In reply to Really? You Think It Was Roid Rage, Mr. Torre?
    Quick math/responsibility question: What would a day late and a dollar short to the 37th power equal?
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    02/04/09

    In reply to Really? You Think It Was Roid Rage, Mr. Torre?
    Or was he super-angry because he just had four handfuls of Icy-Hot rubbed on his scrotum?


    John Kruk does that task in half the time.

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    02/04/09

    In reply to Really? You Think It Was Roid Rage, Mr. Torre?
    This incident was really, really silly. I am going to have a hard time, in 40 years or whenever, to bring up Clemens without this stupid incident.
    Will tell my robot children about Greg Maddux.
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    02/04/09

    In reply to Really? You Think It Was Roid Rage, Mr. Torre?
    "I didn't necessarily tie the two together, but maybe O.J. killed Nicole because that guy in her house wasn't really just returning her sunglasses"
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/04/09

    @André Roussimoff: "I didn't necessarily tie the two together," Torre said. "But in retrospect not wearing a condom when I nailed that hooker in Haiti, the burning sensation I experienced afterward when I urinated could very well have been because of it."
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    Image of Dusting for Vomit Dusting for Vomit
    02/04/09

    In reply to Really? You Think It Was Roid Rage, Mr. Torre?
    Piazza is going to testify for the prosecution.
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    02/04/09

    @Dusting for Vomit: Maybe Clemens will testify for the prosecution.


    "I thought it was the defense!!"

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/04/09

    In reply to Really? You Think It Was Roid Rage, Mr. Torre?
    He thought it was the ball! He made this distinctively clear, people!
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/04/09

    In reply to Really? You Think It Was Roid Rage, Mr. Torre?
    Maybe it was because he's just an asshole, Joe.
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