It Looks Like Joey Porter Will Be Spending Christmas In Jail On Felony…

Last we heard former Steelers, Dolphins, and Cardinals linebacker Joey Porter's name around these parts, Chris Kluwe was telling us he was "a frothing dingleberry." Now those bounty hunters at Busted Coverage have caught up with Porter and found that things aren't goin' so great for him at present. » 12/24/12 9:36am 12/24/12 9:36am

Vikings Punter Chris Kluwe Explains Why He Thinks Joey Porter Is "A…

There was so much goodness in our rollicking Chris Kluwe live chat from the other night that it almost seems unfair to single out just one of Kluwe's responses. But one answer in particular caught my eye and demanded some additional details: » 8/03/12 6:00pm 8/03/12 6:00pm

Alabama Couple Ensures Child Can Never Leave The State

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 4/01/10 6:30am 4/01/10 6:30am

Andre Johnson And Santana Moss Take The Bus

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 3/28/10 10:30am 3/28/10 10:30am

Pittsburgh Steelers Love Their Illegal Gun-Shooting Parties (UPDATED)

Hackles have been raised by photos of a shooting event where civilians, including members of the Pittsburgh Steelers, are seen goofing off with possibly illegal weapons—all courtesy of the Pennsylvania State Police. Hey, gun safety is for Seahawks. » 8/12/09 11:20am 8/12/09 11:20am

When All Else Fails, Imply That They're Gay

The war of words between Joey Porter and, oh, everybody went from moderately amusing barbs to junior high homosexual jokes, which is typical in the hypersensitive, homophobic world of professional football players. When Porter questioned the NFL allowing Jaguars receiver Matt Jones » 11/07/08 9:30am 11/07/08 9:30am to still play after he was allegedly…

It Ain't Easy Being Peezy...

Popcorn-muscled Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter picked a new target this week for his venomous trash-talk and this week's victim is Jacksonville Jaguars' receiver Matt Jones. You might remember when Jones was caught chopping a pile of cocaine in a pick-up truck in June » 11/06/08 12:00pm 11/06/08 12:00pm, as did Peezy, who had this to say about that…

Brandon Marshall Would Like to Get a Few Things Off His Chest

The Miami Dolphins walloped the Denver Broncos this past Sunday 27-16 and leading the post-game victory gloating was, of course, linebacker Joey Porter. After the victory, the nine-year veteran called Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall " soft" and said the Dolphins defense "got into his head" » 11/05/08 9:15am 11/05/08 9:15am, resulting in a…

Joey Porter Might Have Gotten Himself Whupped

So you know how Joey Porter supposedly leveled Levi Jones during a fight in Vegas? Well, some more details on the fight have come out, and it's beginning to look like Joey didn't get the best of the exchange. » 3/22/07 5:45pm 3/22/07 5:45pm

Writing Up "Assault" In Joey Porter's Contract Was A Grand Idea

You might have thought Joey Porter punching guys in a Vegas hotel would be bad for his team. (Or calling opposing players "fags." Or attacking you with his dogs. Or pretty much anything else Joey Porter does.) » 3/21/07 1:15pm 3/21/07 1:15pm

Joey Porter Might Take This As Somewhat Of A Lack Of Respect

One of the funniest pieces by one of the funniest writers we know: The Mighty MJD's great Letter From Joey Porter's Pit Bull, in which the canine shows the same distaste for perceived disrespect as his notoriously batshit insane owner. Porter is amazing to watch because everything infuriates him; if you sneeze, Porter… » 3/02/07 10:45am 3/02/07 10:45am

Doug Johnson Must Be Some Kind Of Douchebag

With a staggering 39% of the vote, Terrell Owens was the "winner" of an poll among NFL athletes on the subject of the league's most annoying player. Owens was one of only two players to get into a double digit percentage, the other being Joey Porter with a disappointing 10%. » 12/27/06 12:45pm 12/27/06 12:45pm

Joey Porter Didn't Mean To Offend You; He Just Meant To Offend The Fag

Just because his team has been a disaster this year doesn't mean that Steelers linebacker/insano Joey Porter can't still stir some shit up. Yesterday, Porter apologized for calling Kellen Winslow a "fag." » 12/13/06 4:45pm 12/13/06 4:45pm

Do Not Disrespect Joey Porter's Dogs

Some difficulty for Pittsburgh Steelers unhinged linebacker Joey Porter this morning; apparently two of his dogs — a pit bull and a mastiff — escaped from Porter's residence and killed a miniature horse at a nearby farm. The horse, being miniature, was actually smaller than each of the dogs, so that probably wasn't… » 9/21/06 12:45pm 9/21/06 12:45pm

Steelers Ruin Dolphins' Quest For Undefeated Season

The good news, Pittsburgh fans, is that you've won your opener 28-17 over the Miami Dolphins, behind three touchdown passes from Charlie Batch (!!!???) and an interception return for a touchdown from Joey Porter, who celebrated by setting the goalposts on fire and then eating them. » 9/08/06 12:41am 9/08/06 12:41am

Joey Porter's Eye On Romance

The best reason for seemingly archaic magazines like Sports Illustrated to exist is to humanize our athletes, to take them off the stat pages and bring them to life through real, vivid prose. (That, these days, runs about 1,100 words.) We can think of no other example than this week's profile of Steelers nutjob Joey… » 9/05/06 12:15pm 9/05/06 12:15pm

Joey Porter Manages Not To Kill And Eat The President

The Steelers finally made their visit to the White House yesterday, with President Bush playing host to the Super Bowl champions. Here are some quotes from his speech: » 6/03/06 3:42pm 6/03/06 3:42pm