It Looks Like Joey Porter Will Be Spending Christmas In Jail On Felony …

Last we heard former Steelers, Dolphins, and Cardinals linebacker Joey Porter's name around these parts, Chris Kluwe was telling us he was "a frothing dingleberry." Now those bounty hunters at Busted Coverage have caught up with Porter and found that things aren't goin' so great for him at present. » 12/24/12 9:36am 12/24/12 9:36am

Vikings Punter Chris Kluwe Explains Why He Thinks Joey Porter Is "A…

There was so much goodness in our rollicking Chris Kluwe live chat from the other night that it almost seems unfair to single out just one of Kluwe's responses. But one answer in particular caught my eye and demanded some additional details: » 8/03/12 6:00pm 8/03/12 6:00pm

When All Else Fails, Imply That They're Gay

The war of words between Joey Porter and, oh, everybody went from moderately amusing barbs to junior high homosexual jokes, which is typical in the hypersensitive, homophobic world of professional football players. When Porter questioned the NFL allowing Jaguars receiver Matt Jones » 11/07/08 9:30am 11/07/08 9:30am to still play after he was allegedly …

It Ain't Easy Being Peezy...

Popcorn-muscled Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter picked a new target this week for his venomous trash-talk and this week's victim is Jacksonville Jaguars' receiver Matt Jones. You might remember when Jones was caught chopping a pile of cocaine in a pick-up truck in June » 11/06/08 12:00pm 11/06/08 12:00pm, as did Peezy, who had this to say about that…

Brandon Marshall Would Like to Get a Few Things Off His Chest

The Miami Dolphins walloped the Denver Broncos this past Sunday 27-16 and leading the post-game victory gloating was, of course, linebacker Joey Porter. After the victory, the nine-year veteran called Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall " soft" and said the Dolphins defense "got into his head" » 11/05/08 9:15am 11/05/08 9:15am, resulting in a piss-poor, …

Joey Porter Might Take This As Somewhat Of A Lack Of Respect

One of the funniest pieces by one of the funniest writers we know: The Mighty MJD's great Letter From Joey Porter's Pit Bull, in which the canine shows the same distaste for perceived disrespect as his notoriously batshit insane owner. Porter is amazing to watch because everything infuriates him; if you sneeze, Porter… » 3/02/07 10:45am 3/02/07 10:45am