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Joey Porter

It's just kind of sad when Joey Porter trash talks these days. [FinsNation]

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Joey Porter Might Have Gotten Himself Whupped

So you know how Joey Porter supposedly leveled Levi Jones during a fight in Vegas? Well, some more details on the fight have come out, and it's beginning to look like Joey didn't get the best of the exchange. More »

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Writing Up "Assault" In Joey Porter's Contract Was A Grand Idea

You might have thought Joey Porter punching guys in a Vegas hotel would be bad for his team. (Or calling opposing players "fags." Or attacking you with his dogs. Or pretty much anything else Joey Porter does.) More »

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We'd Recommend Not Playing Blackjack With Joey Porter

When you put Joey Porter in the same room with a Cincinnati Bengal, in Las Vegas, no less, this is probably destined to happen More »

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Joey Porter Might Take This As Somewhat Of A Lack Of Respect

One of the funniest pieces by one of the funniest writers we know: The Mighty MJD's great Letter From Joey Porter's Pit Bull, in which the canine shows the same distaste for perceived disrespect as his notoriously batshit insane owner. Porter is amazing to watch because everything infuriates him; if you sneeze, Porter will find a way to take it as an insult so he can fire himself up to destroy you. More »

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Doug Johnson Must Be Some Kind Of Douchebag

With a staggering 39% of the vote, Terrell Owens was the "winner" of an SI.com poll among NFL athletes on the subject of the league's most annoying player. Owens was one of only two players to get into a double digit percentage, the other being Joey Porter with a disappointing 10%. More »

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Joey Porter Didn't Mean To Offend You; He Just Meant To Offend The Fag

Just because his team has been a disaster this year doesn't mean that Steelers linebacker/insano Joey Porter can't still stir some shit up. Yesterday, Porter apologized for calling Kellen Winslow a "fag." More »

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Do Not Disrespect Joey Porter's Dogs

Some difficulty for Pittsburgh Steelers unhinged linebacker Joey Porter this morning; apparently two of his dogs — a pit bull and a mastiff — escaped from Porter's residence and killed a miniature horse at a nearby farm. The horse, being miniature, was actually smaller than each of the dogs, so that probably wasn't pretty. More »

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Steelers Ruin Dolphins' Quest For Undefeated Season

The good news, Pittsburgh fans, is that you've won your opener 28-17 over the Miami Dolphins, behind three touchdown passes from Charlie Batch (!!!???) and an interception return for a touchdown from Joey Porter, who celebrated by setting the goalposts on fire and then eating them. More »

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Joey Porter's Eye On Romance

The best reason for seemingly archaic magazines like Sports Illustrated to exist is to humanize our athletes, to take them off the stat pages and bring them to life through real, vivid prose. (That, these days, runs about 1,100 words.) We can think of no other example than this week's profile of Steelers nutjob Joey Porter. More »

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Joey Porter Manages Not To Kill And Eat The President


The Steelers finally made their visit to the White House yesterday, with President Bush playing host to the Super Bowl champions. Here are some quotes from his speech: More »

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We Mean Not To Offend, Joey

Now ... we are going to tread very carefully here ... we don't want any trouble ... we are just reporting facts ... More »

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Joey Porter, Security Risk

As almost everyone surely remembers from last season's Pittsburgh Steelers postseason run, linebacker Joey Porter is insane. Porter's patented crazy land technique is, to make sure he's appropriately pumped up for whatever endeavor he is about to undertake, concoct some insult or slight that his opponent has foisted upon him, and then react with imaginary righteous anger. This tendency was most memorably mocked by The Mighty MJD ("Joey Porter's Advice Column") and ESPN's Chuck Klosterman ("In order to be exceptionally unstoppable, you also need to be psychologically immature; you need to be like a 12-year-old girl on Myspace.com. You need fragile feelings. You need to have an ability to find motivating anger within anecdotal conversation. In all likelihood, this is that abstract quality that makes Joey Porter a difference maker, and it's the reason he'll probably shatter Matt Hasselbeck's femur on Sunday night: Joey Porter is crazy enough to care about everything.") More »