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    The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure

    New Bad Thing Happens To Comically Star-Crossed Organization

    Johan Santana Has A Very Good Memory

    Oye Como Va! Twice The Santana Means Twice The Fun

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    Image of Metschick Metschick
    09/18/09

    In reply to The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure
    It's serendipitous that this is here, because this is what fueled my boxing routine this morning. All the anger I feel at this team just made me punch harder.

    And I know that like a good little sheep, I'll be back to adoring them come Feb. I just think my soul needs a little break.
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    Image of Metschick Metschick
    09/18/09

    @Metschick: and not serendipitous at all. I didn't know this was old.

    Moving on.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    09/01/09

    In reply to The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure
    /kicks lifeless Mr. Mets corpse in the crotch
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    Image of Dr. Spaceman, Esq. Dr. Spaceman, Esq.
    09/01/09

    In reply to The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure
    Do this for the Padres next! Highlights* and lowlights of the season!

    *There are no highlights.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    09/01/09

    @Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: They swept the Giants back in April!
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    09/01/09

    In reply to The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure
    Yeah? Well, I had SEX with your WIFE!
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    Image of J-No J-No
    09/01/09

    @Doyle McPoyle: So missed you.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    09/01/09

    In reply to The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure
    AJ, tell me how my ass taste!

    /Dashiell
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    Image of Armen Tamzarian Armen Tamzarian
    09/01/09

    In reply to The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure
    But mostly I'll remember the laughter.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    09/01/09

    In reply to The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure
    Erin Andrews and anti-Met posts on the same day. Only thing missing is a Tebow post. DS is as predictable as ever. Never change
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/01/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: You running a shmear campaign against DS predictability?

    That's like Hitler saying Stalin was crazy! Or the French calling the Swiss pansies! Or Welcome Back Kotter calling Taxi hokey!
     Reply
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    09/01/09

    In reply to The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure
    "Hey, a season or two of failure isn't always so bad, sometimes it gets you a four-year contract extension!"

    -Dayton Moore
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    09/01/09

    @Kid Canada: It's not failure if you really didn't expect results.

    -J.P. Riccardi
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    Image of GreatOdensRaven GreatOdensRaven
    09/01/09

    In reply to The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure
    So when can I read the "A Season of Failure" edition for the Cubs?
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    Image of J-No J-No
    09/01/09

    @GreatOdensRaven: Hey, don't bring the Cubs into this. Everyone knows they suck, but this is the Mets failure and they should own it.
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    08/25/09

    In reply to New Bad Thing Happens To Comically Star-Crossed Organization
    Happy Days: Johan Santana Lifts Arm Without Assistive Device.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    08/25/09

    In reply to New Bad Thing Happens To Comically Star-Crossed Organization
    I havent seen this many injured Hispanics in one place since the Battle of San Jacinto
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    08/25/09

    In reply to New Bad Thing Happens To Comically Star-Crossed Organization
    The season is going to end with David Wright frozen in carbonite.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/25/09

    @Stev D: Johan Shot First.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    08/25/09

    In reply to New Bad Thing Happens To Comically Star-Crossed Organization
    The photo of Sad Mets Fan must also be on the DL.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    08/25/09

    In reply to New Bad Thing Happens To Comically Star-Crossed Organization
    Oye Como Au Revoir
     Reply
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    08/25/09

    In reply to New Bad Thing Happens To Comically Star-Crossed Organization
    "Bone Chips---Favorite Snack Food of the Donner Party! Available at Pathmark."
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    08/25/09

    @Hatey McLife: Ugueth Urbina is also a fan.
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