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New York, 6:33 AM
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    Johan Santana Has A Very Good Memory
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    Image of spinachdip spinachdip
    04/06/09

    In reply to Johan Santana Has A Very Good Memory
    See, this is why Jim Abbott wasn't a Hall of Fame pitcher.
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    04/06/09

    @spinachdip: +1 arm
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    04/06/09

    In reply to Johan Santana Has A Very Good Memory
    David Wright got jipped...in a world of Cristal handshakes, he got a Korbel.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    04/06/09

    In reply to Johan Santana Has A Very Good Memory
    Big deal. Eric Lindros used to have memorized all of his teammates' wives' cell phone numbers.
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    04/06/09

    In reply to Johan Santana Has A Very Good Memory
    Sounds stupid, but it's stuff like that that really makes me wish I played baseball for a living.


    That, and the millions of dollars.

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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    04/06/09

    @Gourmet Spud: I've always wanted to wear eye-black. What makes it so necessary and cool-looking for them, but socially unacceptable and creepy for me, huh?
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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/06/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe And Chris Hansen's Ask: Maybe you should start with unneccessary crotch-grabbing and work your way up. So to speak.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    04/06/09

    In reply to Johan Santana Has A Very Good Memory
    Biden likes to say Hell. Fuck yeah!
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    04/06/09

    In reply to Johan Santana Has A Very Good Memory
    I'd rather be a rain man of ones and twos.
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    04/06/09

    @roland_t_flakfizer: Twos? Really. That doesn't even make sense.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/06/09

    In reply to Johan Santana Has A Very Good Memory
    On the other hand, there was another Johan who was known as the Pee Man of Smurf Village whenever he went on one of his drinking binges. Peewit would just sit there and laugh and laugh.
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    04/06/09

    In reply to Johan Santana Has A Very Good Memory
    After witnessing that, I fully expect the Mets to finish 1-161.
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