John Daly Makes Country Music

And it's...not terrible? I honestly have no idea. Listening to country music is a lot like drinking fancy wine for me—I get drunk and regret everything—but I think this song of John Daly's here is not terrible. It's called Hit It Hard and it sounds like Bon Jovi with a splash of what I believe pop country music to be. » 8/26/14 9:24pm 8/26/14 9:24pm

John Daly At The British Open: A Gallery

There are many great pictures available of John Daly. This, from Friday action at the British Open, is one of them. There's a lot going on: the half-smoked cig, the bleached-blonde mullet, the jack and coke in the Dallas Cowboys travel cup, it's almost enough—amazingly—to distract from those pants. But don't sleep… » 7/19/14 11:07am 7/19/14 11:07am

John Daly Shoots A 90, Continues To Give No Fucks

John Daly, professional golf's drunkest uncle, is 47 years old and still playing the game like someone who's there for the sunshine and the beer more than he is the actual golf. » 3/14/14 5:36pm 3/14/14 5:36pm

Just John Daly Hitting A Tee Shot Off Some Guy's Face In A Parking Lot

Not surprisingly, John Daly has hit tee shots off some guy's face before. But this was in a dark parking lot behind some pizza place in Nashville, which pretty much makes it the most John Daly video of all time. The best part is how no one seems to care where that ball went. » 9/30/13 4:01pm 9/30/13 4:01pm

John Daly's Pants Are Why God Continues To Bless The U.S.A.

Today we salute the sartorial choice of one John Patrick Daly, age 47, professional golfer, recreational smoker, University of Arkansas dropout, lapband surgery patient, puller of muscles, designer of golf courses, breaker of cameras, personal friend to Hootie and assorted Blowfish, Vegas whale, tosser of putters,… » 7/04/13 4:16pm 7/04/13 4:16pm

Here Is A Picture Of John Daly's Ass, For Prostate Cancer Awareness

The ass you see here belongs to golf's loveable rapscallion, John Daly. Daly, by the way, is currently tied for 16th at the PGA Championship with a +1 going into today's third round action. As you can see, Daly wore these pants yesterday. These pants are black with neon-colored hands with their index fingers pointing… » 8/11/12 1:15pm 8/11/12 1:15pm

John Daly Hits Tee Shot Off David Feherty's Face

David Feherty, golf's resident wackadoo, has a show on Golf Channel. This week Feherty welcomes John Daly for the season finale. To celebrate Daly's continuing ability to still be alive, Feherty allowed him to hit a driver off his face. At least this worked out better than that beer can stunt. » 7/28/12 5:00pm 7/28/12 5:00pm

Caddy Loses Green Card, Hotel Carpets Are Dirty, Car Bomb Ruins Tee…

John Daly is in New Delhi for the Avantha Masters that will take place later this week. Over the weekend, he played at the Omega Dubai Classic, where he placed 37th. According to his Twitter timeline, the trip's been quite the adventure. Here's a sampling: » 2/13/12 4:05pm 2/13/12 4:05pm

John Daly Pays Tribute To America In The Way Only John Daly Can

As he often does, John Daly wowed crowds with his performance at a golf tournament. This time, however, the action took place off the links. » 12/17/11 2:30pm 12/17/11 2:30pm

The Record For Most Land Lubbers In One Place Was Absolutely Shattered…

Your morning roundup for November 12, the day we learned that maybe Atlas just doesn't give a shit. Image via Mocksession. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 11/12/11 9:30am 11/12/11 9:30am

Is That Bigfoot? Nah, Just John Daly Relieving Himself Against A Tree

Your morning roundup for July 22, the day we learned Kim Jong Il orders in from McDonald's. H/T to Kyle for the photo, which he snapped during a practice round at the RBC Canadian Open in Vancouver. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 7/22/11 10:05am 7/22/11 10:05am

John "Fancy Lime-Green Pants" Daly Needed 13 Shots On A Par-Four Hole…

Per GolfWeek, "One drive into thick grass ended John Daly's hopes of making the cut for the first time at the event. Daly needed seven shots, each advancing his ball only a few feet, and a drop to get out of the rough right of the No. 4 fairway ... He had stepped to the tee at 2 under for the tournament." » 7/09/11 11:00am 7/09/11 11:00am

John Daly, Marriage Expert, Thinks Tiger Wasn't Getting Enough Sex In…

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: a man with four ex-wives dispenses advice on happy golf marriages. » 4/28/11 3:40pm 4/28/11 3:40pm

Sherrie Daly Identifies The "Four Groups Of Hookers" On The PGA Tour

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: everyone is old and mellow and past the bat-throwing incident. » 4/06/11 2:40pm 4/06/11 2:40pm

John Daly's Ex Claims $300 Blowjobs Are Available In The Bushes Off The…

John Daly's fourth ex-wife has finally written a memoir that the world demanded. It involves booze, whores and/or Hooters girls, gambling and other wholly unexpected wrinkles in the golfer's life narrative. » 3/26/11 11:30am 3/26/11 11:30am

Zurich Soccer Fans Are Enthralled By Gene Simmons's Tongue

Your morning roundup for Feb. 10, the day we regretted the harm our actions have caused our family, our staff, and our constituents. » 2/10/11 9:00am 2/10/11 9:00am

Coach Raids John Daly's Wardrobe For Retina-Bleaching Suit

The coach of the Morehead State women's team wanted a way to grab attention to help recruiting. His solution? Well, you see the photo. » 11/12/10 4:10pm 11/12/10 4:10pm

The Result Of A Skate To The Neck Is Quite Frankensteiny

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 10/27/10 9:15am 10/27/10 9:15am