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John Daly's Bus Does Not Fit In There
John Daly's Magic Bus continues to roll around the country, but it's running a little bit lower than usual after he knocked off the top going through a low-clearance tunnel. More »
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He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly
John Daly has suddenly reformed into golf's good guy, says his maybe-soon-to-be-restrained wife, and she's not going to stand for it. Also, she "would like you to know that she did not stab her husband." Duly noted. [Commercial Appeal]
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By Ben CohenComment by Weed Against Speed: "See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of... 3 Responses | Other threads
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golf
Who Is Tiger's Turtle?
"The modern player's payroll invariably includes an agent, a caddie, a financial adviser and a swing instructor.... Agent Dennis Harrington predicts that gentlemen's gentlemen — valets — will be the next big thing." John Daly's not sold. [GolfWorld, Style Points]
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By Ben CohenComment by GiselleBeardchen: Who's the pussy in the khaki's? 1 Responses | Other threads
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john daly
John Daly Has Slimmed Down, Orange'd Up
I think the name of the color of that shirt is either called "Circus Peanut" or "Cat Puke." [Fanhouse]
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By DAULERIOComment by Karlifornia: If that's the outline of Daly's cock, then the rumors are true. 8 Responses | Other threads
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golf
Don't Call It A Comeback...No Really, Don't
John Daly quit drinking (again) and got lapband surgery. All that you know is at an end. Did I mention he's at Augusta, selling his worldly possessions out of an RV? Of course he is.
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By Pete GainesComment by Business_Socks: I wonder how much he wants for the Elvis decanter. 1 Responses | Other threads
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golf
John Daly Insults Protected By First Amendment
A Florida judge has ruled that you are legally allowed to call John Daly a "scoundrel" and a "thug" in your newspaper. Finally, the Founding Fathers make some sense. [Sydney Morning Herald]
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Comment by Tully Blanchard Enterprises: you are legally allowed to call John Daly a "scoundrel" after which you take off your glove, smack him, and challenge... 3 Responses | Other threads
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best of 2008
The Year In ... Substance Abuse
It's the final day of our end-of-year retrospectives, as Charles Barkley gets in just under the wire with his arrest on suspicion of DUI. Today: Substance abuse! More »
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Comment by MattinglysSideburns: It's easy to rip on Travis Henry, but from his perspective he Kundun no wrong. 6 Responses | Other threads
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golf
John Daly Gets All Smashy With Fan's Camera
What happens when you get close to John Daly with an item that isn't either donuts or booze; he destroys it. Here's Australian Open fan Brad Clegg and what used to be his camera. More »
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Will John Daly's Drunken Antics Result in His Beloved Hooters Firing Him?
Last week, John Daly denied initial reports that he had drank himself into a catatonic state at a local Hooters in North Carolina, using the excuse that "he sleeps with his eyes open" and a worried bus driver merely overreacted. After his time in the drunk tank, Daly spoke with Golf.com about the incident, but seemed a little more concerned about the negative publicity Hooters would receive than his own well-being. The reason, as Darren Rovell points out today, is that Daly does have a lucrative endorsement contract with the wing-and-knocker franchise. But is he really in jeopardy of getting de-Hooter'd. Rovell says no: More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Gourmet Spud: Just so I'm clear - by "hooters", we're all referring to his man boobs, right? 1 Responses | Other threads
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John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically
Professional golfer/wing inhaler John Daly has finally sobered up enough to speak about his bizarre overnight jail stay from last weekend, after he was allegedly picked up drunk at a North Carolina Hooters restaurant. Daly is frustrated by this latest public spectacle, and feels particularly misunderstood this time around, saying that the whole situation could have been avoided had the friends he was traveling with only known that he was just sleeping with his eyes open and in no need of dire medical assistance. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by MeSoHornsby: Not mentioned in the story: His pants were down and his huge wang was in his hand. 3 Responses | Other threads
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golf
John Daly, a North Carolina Hooters, 2:17 a.m — Guess How This Story Ends?
Well, hi there, handsome! Here's the latest mugshot of troubled professional golfer John Daly, who is obviously still hellbent on recklessly drinkin' and piggin' himself toward an early grave. Winston-Salem police arrived at a Hooters restaurant early Sunday morning and came upon Daly being "intoxicated and uncooperative" after workers asked him to leave. Daly, who had no means of transportation because he arrived at the restaurant as part of a touring group, was sent to the drunk tank for a 24-hour sober up. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by HockeyMountain: a popped coller!?! et tu Daly? 4 Responses | Other threads
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tiger woods
The PGA Championship Is Off and Running
The first players are finishing their rounds at Oakland Hills Country Club outside of Detroit. Somewhere on his island kingdom in Florida Tiger Woods is not even bothering to watch. Meanwhile golf fans who are stuck at their desks would do anything to be able to skip out of work and listen to the dulcet tones of Ernie Johnson and Benjamin Franklin/Verne Lundquist on TNT. So far two people you've never heard of are in the clubhouse at -2, Robert Karlsson and Jeev Mikha Singh. More »
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By Clay TravisComment by Laser Guided: "svelte Phil Mickelson" Oh, that's priceless. more » | Other threads
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John Daly: Corrupting America's Youth Since 1985
We all have those stories about the first time we got drunk. Most of the time they're amusing and revelatory, told with a big fish-style exaggeration that gets exponentially larger throughout the years. Or, if you're an alcoholic, probably less. The first time I got smashed it was the night before the PSATs back in 1991. I was 15. I left after school to go over my friend Kevin's house with an SAT study guide, four pencils, and a scientific calculator. I came home at about 9 p.m. that night with a fork, a copy of Good Housekeeping, and throwing up on my mother's shoe. (PSAT score: 740.) That's a good first-time-I-got-drunk-story, but John Cloud, of Time magazine, has an epic one: More »
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By DAULERIOComment by HugsFromHarold: did the author regurgitate the melon on to the tennis camp girl's melons? more » | Other threads
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golf
John Daly and Butch Harmon in Catfight on Eve of British Open
After swing coach Butch Harmon said Daly was more interested in drinking and having a good time than he was in being a good golfer. Daly, who is more interested in drinking and having a good time than being a good golfer, took offense. Now he's finally firing back from England. Sort of. More »
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By Clay TravisComment by EroticTangerines: Daly's definitely in favor of the "unlimited mulligans as long as you shotgun a beer each time" rule. more » | Other threads
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john daly
It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly
When you're John Daly, you don't have to work particularly hard for media attention. And once you have that media attention, there's no real need to fancy yourself up for it; you're John Daly, dammit! Shoot, you don't even have to put on a danged shirt. More »
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By LeitchComment by KellyDownsSyndrome: The underside of Daly's gut is seen less often than the dark side of the moon, or the majestic fuck... more » | Other threads
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tune in, tokyo
John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted
Here's John Daly, at the Shell Houston Open driving range receiving both a back massage and what appears to be an impromptu gynecomastia check-up from one python-armed assistant. More »
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John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually
As a break from all this tourney business, we present you with John Daly, once again avoiding, you know, training, singing "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" with Hootie and the Blowfish. Boy, he sure does look good. And, at last, Daly has made Tiger jealous. -
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John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!
From AP: "John Daly woke up Wednesday morning to read that swing coach Butch Harmon fired him. Then he got a phone call when he was at the entrance to Bay Hill letting him know he had been kicked out of the Arnold Palmer Invitational for missing the pro-am." Wait, that sentence is wrong. It should have read: More »
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By rickchandComment by ToTheMoonAlice: You might be a redneck if...you're too drunk to be let into the Hooters tent at a golf tournament. more » | Other threads
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john daly
John Daly's coach drops him because, well, because he drinks, apparently. [The Sporting Blog]
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john daly
Sign The Man Up To Play Third Base
Of all the teams whose spring trainings John Daly might visit, we have to say, it makes a certain amount of sense that he would drop by Phillies camp. As Bugs & Cranks points out, he doesn't look that much different than John Kruk, circa 1993. More » -
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Everyone's favorite volatile, chubby golfer isn't exactly atop the leaderboard, meaning he can't treat himself to whiskey and poker. Yet he hasn't totally collapsed, meaning he can't drown his sorrows in whiskey and poker. He's just sort of inhabiting this mellow, scary middle ground. I like my John Daly deviating from the median. [San Francisco Chronicle]
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By sussmanComment by What Would Kornheiser Do?: I find that hard to believe after hearing Steve Elkington's story of partying with Daly the night before a round. To... more » | Other threads
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pga championship
John Daly, Still Puffing Along
We don't have much hope for John Daly to make some crazy run to win the PGA Championship, but for one day, he continued to give hope to fat guys who smoke and drink 15 Diet Cokes a day everywhere. More »
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domestic tranquility
John Daly Wants To Make It Clear His Wife Beats Him
Someone asked us the other day: "Why do people care so much about John Daly? He never even wins tournaments. He's not that good." The answer to our question was simple: John Daly is the world's only interesting golfer. More » -
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John Daly's Wife: 'No Stabby My Hubby'
We knew that there had to be more to this story ... come on, it's John Daly. And he didn't let us down. apparently. More » -
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About John Daly's Stabby Wife...
We are 24 hours in to the story of John Daly getting stabbed by his wife with a steak knife (seen to the left, without knife). Details are sketchy and not necessarily either accurate or in this order: More »
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By LeitchComment by Philistine: John Daly for SHOTY Lifetime Achievement Award. more » | Other threads
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golf
Ripping It And Gripping It With John Daly
A boardroom somewhere in corporate America: "Gentlemen, who better to sell our golf balls than John Daly? And to add color, let's show him brandishing a beer and driving haphazardly in a golf cart!" (Murmurs of agreement). Corporate president: "We'd be idiots NOT to try it!" More »
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By rickchandComment by The Coach is KILLING Me!: I used to work at TaylorMade-adidas Golf, and was actually in some of those meetings where this ad was being... more » | Other threads
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cultural oddsmaker
Cultural Oddsmaker: Death Becomes Them
A.J. Daulerio's Cultural Oddsmaker runs every Friday. Send him all kinds of fan mail.
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By LeitchComment by Arn Ziffel: JJ Redick in a horrible accident involving a tainted batch of Mike's hard lemonade. "Cold, hard, dead." more » | Other threads
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charles barkley
Barkley Sees Your Concern, And Raises Ten Thousand
A couple of days after John Daly revealed in his autobiography that he had a slight gambling problem ("slight" meaning losses equivalent to the gross national product of Spain), Charles Barkley has come forth and said that he, too, has been known to frequent the tables with the green felt. Barkley estimated that he's lost nearly $10 million gambling in his lifetime. "My agent has really worked with me to try to get it where I can go and gamble and have fun," Barkley told ESPN. "That's easier said than done. Do I have a gambling problem? Yeah, I do have a gambling problem. But I don't consider it a problem because I can afford to gamble." More » -
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John Daly's Gambling Tips
So you say you have the world's worst gambling problem. Would you, um, like to put a little wager on that? In John Daly's soon-to-be-released autobiography, our man reveals that he has lost "between $50 million and $60 million during 12 years of heavy gambling." One story involves Daly earning $750,000 when he lost in a playoff to Tiger Woods in the 2005 World Golf Championship in San Francisco. Instead of going home, Daly drove to Las Vegas and lost, he says, $1.65 million in five hours, playing mostly $5,000 slot machines. Yikes. We get nervous playing more than one bingo card at a time. More »
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golf
Ah, The Pageantry Of Augusta
This is John Daly teeing off during a practice round at the Masters yesterday, in a photo from The Augusta Chronicle. If you ever had any doubt as to why John Daly is popular, that doubt should now rest. Yes, yes, a tradition unlike any other. More » -
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John Daly, Reality Television Hero
We've documented the comedic stylings of John Daly with much vigor around these parts, and now, apparently, inevitably, the world of reality television is now getting in on the act. More » -
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John Daly, True Man Of Genius
Tiger Woods might have the endorsements, but no golfer, among real Americans, is more popular than John Daly. This collection of photos, which are new to us but might have been around a while, confirms why. The guy gets drunk, he gets rowdy and he does crazy things. (In some of these pictures, he's doing them with an apparent amateur porn star.) More » -
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Leftovers: The Angry John Daly
· John Daly sues paper for calling him a thug, and we're treading lightly here 'cause we could be next. [Can't Stop The Bleeding] More »
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