In the ultimate irony, Madden is now imitating Frank Caliendo. He's going to be paid an insanely high amount of money to do something that very few people know or care about*.
*Still not sure if that actually qualifies as ironic.
Steven Wright thought he'd still be relevant after that really depressing guy who made you want to shoot yourself in the face retired. So, be forewarned.
@RussianRocket: Luckily, there's no salary cap and the Rangers will be fine this summer. Oh, there is one? Well in that case, they have $15 mill. to spend on 10 players. Good luck with that, Slats.
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*Still not sure if that actually qualifies as ironic.
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- Alex Rodriguez
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Step 1. Load the prepared spackle onto a trowel...
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"See this right here? Boom-- that chin's now made of memory foam and PVC."
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Nice current pop culture figures there. Why don't you work on a killer Al Jolson impression while you're at it?
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/voice from deep within the scrap heap
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/has no idea what's going on
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BU's Gilroy signs with Rangers. [sports.espn.go.com]
/End TJ
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