The resolution was held up for a few minutes when it was discovered one of the white Senators from Mississippi had tried to slip in the words "We just wish he hadn't tried to rub our noses in it."
@Orr's crabapples: I love this skit, especially when Conan opened the segment by describing archaic baseball as a waste of time or an incredible waste of time.
@sdot: Congress approved a resolution Wednesday urging a presidential pardon for Jack Johnson, the late black heavyweight champion who was imprisoned because of his romantic ties with a white woman.
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10 YEARS TOO LATE!
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Yeah, but did he ever fight this guy?
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18 U.S.C. 2427 (a)(i) - Attractive blonde female 'comedians' shall actually be funny and not coast on attractive blonde-ness
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Sistas, however, still ain' tryin' to excuse that shit...
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1. Pardon Jack Johnson
2. Draft Comprehensive Health Care Reform Bill
Well, so far we're batting .500
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I'll say. Only eighty years later, it became legal for a superstar black athlete to both marry and murder a white woman.
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But his heirs have been sittin', waitin' and wishin' for many years.
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