English Soccer Having Another Dumb Racist Twitter Thing

When a student was jailed for racist tweets directed at Fabrice Muamba, it was an opportunity to discuss the British justice system and the perils of online anonymity. When John Terry was cleared of racially abusing Anton Ferdinand, it was an opportunity to quote a judge saying "cunt" about 72 times. Now here's… » 7/17/12 1:20pm 7/17/12 1:20pm

John Terry Found Not Guilty Of Using "Fucking Black Cunt" In A Racial…

Go ahead, try out your lipreading: What does Chelsea's John Terry say to QPR's Anton Ferdinand in this video from back in October? If you see anything but "fucking black cunt," you're wrong, because that's totally what he said. He even cops to it. » 7/13/12 1:20pm 7/13/12 1:20pm

John Terry Was Sent Off From The Champions League Semifinal After…

Minutes after Barcelona scored to tie the aggregate at 1-1, Chelsea captain John Terry was sent off for one of the dumbest stunts seen in the Champions League in years: kneeing Barça striker Alexis Sánchez in the back. » 4/24/12 3:36pm 4/24/12 3:36pm

The Truth About John Terry And Steven Gerrard Revealed

As pointed out many times, The Spoiler is very well connected, with a mob of secret squirrels all over the country, listening through boardroom walls with mini-pint jugs pressed to their ears, smoking endless cigarellos. » 7/22/10 2:50pm 7/22/10 2:50pm

Today's Ridiculous Sex Rumor That Explains England's World Cup Collapse

Did you hear? The English soccer team did not do so well at the World Cup. Want to know why? A locker room divided over a teammate's extramarital affair, of course. Stop me if you've heard this one. » 7/01/10 1:15pm 7/01/10 1:15pm

Chelsea Rumoured To Be Ridding Themselves Of John Terry

Once again, The Spoiler has received some very interesting information from the various squirrels that roam the country, listening in on football boardroom meetings, and spending the evenings alone in bars drinking to forget, before getting free sex from a sympathetic prostitute. » 6/30/10 10:20am 6/30/10 10:20am

Bridge And Terry Have Shared Many Things, But Not A Handshake

More handshake line drama! This time, Wayne Bridge waits for John Terry before yesterday's Chelsea/Man City tilt. I suppose anything less than a roundhouse kick should be considered taking the high road. » 2/28/10 1:30pm 2/28/10 1:30pm

Every England Left-Back Out Of World Cup, Caught In Adultery Scandal

After Ashley Cole went down with a broken ankle, all of England's hopes rested on Wayne Bridge. Would he put the personal unpleasantness aside, for queen and country? Hell no. » 2/26/10 3:00am 2/26/10 3:00am

Sepp Blatter Trafficks In Swinging Stereotypes

FIFA's president: "This is a special approach in the Anglo-Saxon countries. If this had happened in let's say Latin countries then I think he would have been applauded." No, in the Latin countries, this would have been mandatory. [Evening Standard] » 2/11/10 9:30pm 2/11/10 9:30pm

Terry Out As England Captain

Fabio Capello today stripped John Terry of his captaincy, and will name a replacement as soon as he can find one who hasn't slept with Vanessa Perroncel. [The FA] » 2/05/10 11:45am 2/05/10 11:45am

John Terry Shouldn't Feel So Special

Vanessa Perroncel didn't just have a fling with John Terry, new reports say. Try three other Chelsea teammates. I don't know if this makes Wayne Bridge feel better or worse. » 2/04/10 2:30am 2/04/10 2:30am

Our Captain Nailed His Teammate's Wife First — USA! USA!

John Terry and England may be making headlines now, but only because the sloppy American media missed a big one: John Harkes was dropped from the 1998 World Cup squad because he was having an affair with Eric Wynalda's wife. » 2/02/10 10:10pm 2/02/10 10:10pm

Yup, Terry's Secret Lover's Abortion Is Pretty Much Biggest Story Since…

When a court overturned an injunction on publishing some John Terry gossip, we thought it was a standard "affair with teammate's girlfriend." But, holy shit. We had no idea. » 1/31/10 12:30pm 1/31/10 12:30pm

John Terry's Affair With Teammate's Girl Manages To Explode English…

An English high court has overturned an injunction prohibiting publishing news of Chelsea and national team captain John Terry's affair with a teammate's girlfriend. Forget the shitshow this will cause the Lions; the ramifications for the press are huge. » 1/29/10 2:30pm 1/29/10 2:30pm