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    John Tesh Offers You $20K To Rap-Dribble-And Dance Your Way To Total Humiliation
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    05/08/09

    In reply to John Tesh Offers You $20K To Rap-Dribble-And Dance Your Way To Total Humiliation
    /takes power drill to temple
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    05/08/09

    In reply to John Tesh Offers You $20K To Rap-Dribble-And Dance Your Way To Total Humiliation
    The worst rap attempt by a white guy since Snow released "Informer" in 1993.
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    05/08/09

    @What Would Tim Tebow Do?: Have you not heard Eminem's new album? Or Rappin' Rodney?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/08/09

    @Stev D: May I interest you in some of this awfulness? I assure you it is exceptionally bad:
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    05/08/09

    In reply to John Tesh Offers You $20K To Rap-Dribble-And Dance Your Way To Total Humiliation
    Wyld Stallyns themselves couldn't create this much race harmony with music.
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    05/08/09

    In reply to John Tesh Offers You $20K To Rap-Dribble-And Dance Your Way To Total Humiliation
    Big deal. Yanni once offered someone $500 to "mount his Acropolis."
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    05/08/09

    In reply to John Tesh Offers You $20K To Rap-Dribble-And Dance Your Way To Total Humiliation
    Teshy will pay me?


    I usually get charged extra for "Total Humiliation."

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    05/08/09

    In reply to John Tesh Offers You $20K To Rap-Dribble-And Dance Your Way To Total Humiliation
    This would've been more effective at Guantanamo as an interrogation device.
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    05/08/09

    In reply to John Tesh Offers You $20K To Rap-Dribble-And Dance Your Way To Total Humiliation
    Will Smith has a gaping head wound? Wait - no, he doesn't?


    Fuck, Mark; don't tease us like that.

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    05/08/09

    @Athens_Grease: That would have explained the derivation of the word "Jiggy".
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    05/08/09

    In reply to John Tesh Offers You $20K To Rap-Dribble-And Dance Your Way To Total Humiliation
    Quick, what rhymes with "Yanni" and "Colar-less dress shirt"?
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    Image of CharlesBronsonPinchot CharlesBronsonPinchot
    05/08/09

    @DeepFriar: I'm bigger than Yanni, get my Collar-less dress shirts straight from Armani?
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    05/08/09

    @CharlesBronsonPinchot: Perfect. They'll never know what hit 'em on 8 Mile!
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    05/08/09

    In reply to John Tesh Offers You $20K To Rap-Dribble-And Dance Your Way To Total Humiliation
    We are talking Benjamins.
    John Tesh is so NOW.
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    Image of Sense_da_Merger Sense_da_Merger
    05/08/09

    In reply to John Tesh Offers You $20K To Rap-Dribble-And Dance Your Way To Total Humiliation
    white guys: Is it that hard to stop fucking over enunciating every goddamn syllable in every goddamn word?
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    05/08/09

    @Sense_da_Merger: When w'all stop pronuncin' are werds, we kinna start to sund like morans.
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    05/08/09

    @Sense_da_Merger: You have 1 unread text message.


    FWD: FWD: FWD: Fwd: What goes "na-na-fo na-fa-fo-non"? A black person giving you their number 994-9459. I know your(sic) laughing so keep this going...-


    /am i the only ones with annoying friends who send every stupid fucking thing they get?

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    05/08/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: by your recent posts, I'd say your group of racist-y friends and mine won't get along well.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/08/09

    @That-Dude:


    I bet if both groups of racist-y friends would just sit down together, they could find a prejudice they both have.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/08/09

    @Sense_da_Merger: After all this time I'm still not sure why the Lincoln High School student body wants the principal to give Rodney another chance. He got the question right, after all.
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