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John Madden Retiring

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VTBen
04/16/09

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He's retiring in order to open a chain of Turducken restaurants.

/Undercover Brother'd
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Dany Heatley Speedwagon
04/16/09

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You see, what is happening in here is that he's choosing to no longer work anymore. He used to work and now he's not going to work anymore. He will now be out of work, so we say he's retiring.
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ClintonPortishead
04/16/09

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"And I was told there would be three kinds of gravy, and there are only two. How... can.. a.. man, *sniff*, live... on o-o-only two kinds of gravy!?"
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MattinglysSideburns
04/16/09

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This photo was taken immediately after John learned that rich, creamery butter was not served as McNuggets dipping sauce.
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Kid Canada
04/16/09

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It's time for the Cris Collinsworth era to begin

"Not if I have ANYTHING to say about this! It is GO TIME for John Madden! Can you BELIEVE this? Would you EVER have believed this? If JOHN MADDEN...was SITTING IN THAT CHAIR WITH A SIGN that said "I AM RETIRING", I STILL would not believe that JOHN MADDEN WAS RETIRING! I HAD JOHN MADDEN IN MY FANTASY LEAGUE! WHO'S GOING TO SIT NEXT TO AL MICHAELS? ME, THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE LIST!"

-Kornheiser
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Hatey McLife
04/16/09

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Darren Rovell of CNBC

This was followed by Jim Cramer screaming that we should sell all our shares in EA Sports.
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Matt Sussman
04/16/09

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In a related story, Frank TV will now only be four minutes long.
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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
04/16/09

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My mute button will enjoy the rest
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UkraineNotWeak
04/16/09

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Kiln,MS is getting a new fulltime resident.
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StuScott Booyahs
04/16/09

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/pours bucket of chicken on the ground for John
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