Johnny Damon Gets Payback, Cuts Off Manny Ramirez's First Pitch

The Boston Red Sox held a 10th-anniversary reunion for players from the 2004 championship team before tonight's game. New Iowa Cubs player-coach Manny Ramirez tossed out the first pitch, until Johnny Damon came out of nowhere to snag it for justice, ten years later. » 5/28/14 8:20pm 5/28/14 8:20pm

Floyd Mayweather Accompanied 50 Cent To Fight Night At Foxwoods And All…

Your morning roundup for April 17, the day burglars everywhere accept the fact that trying to rob 81-year-old stroke victim/Korean vet Bobby Smith means they'll get a piping-hot frying pan filled with potatoes across the head. » 4/17/11 9:30am 4/17/11 9:30am

Playboy Alum From Poland Purchases Soccer Team

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 1/22/11 9:00am 1/22/11 9:00am

And The Mariotti Mug Shot Photoshops Have Begun

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 8/25/10 9:15am 8/25/10 9:15am

Waiver Wire Drama Sends AL East Into A Tizzy

The Red Sox's nefarious plan to lose a bunch of games finally comes to fruition, as they put in a claim on Johnny Damon — to block the Rays from landing him. [Boston Herald] » 8/23/10 5:15pm 8/23/10 5:15pm

Johnny Damon Puts A Ring On It

Freed from the Yankee yoke, Damon says he's finally allowed to display his Red Sox championship ring. Also, his caveman beard and stripper wife. [NY Post] » 3/23/10 12:30am 3/23/10 12:30am

Welcome To NY, T-Mac

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 2/21/10 10:30am 2/21/10 10:30am

Randy Winn The Final Straw For Aggrieved Yankee Fan

The signing of Randy Winn instead of Johnny Damon has convinced one season ticket holder not to renew. I agree. A lineup of only eight 8-figure salaried all-stars just doesn't show enough of a commitment to winning. » 1/29/10 5:15pm 1/29/10 5:15pm

Alex Rodriguez Wins The Weekend (Again)

In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Alex Rodriguez, who won the weekend by pretty much just owning these playoffs. He's like some amazing mythical creature! » 11/02/09 10:00am 11/02/09 10:00am

Deadspin I-Team: What Exactly Is Johnny Damon Trying To Communicate…

This is how Johnny Damon chose to celebrate teammate Nick Swisher's home run on Monday against the Rays. We've seen this before, of course. Still, the mystery remains: What ever could this gesture mean? The I-Team is on the case. » 6/11/09 1:45pm 6/11/09 1:45pm

Brother, Can You Spare A Dime...For Johnny Damon Or Xavier Nady?

So, you hear about that Stanford guy (no, not that one) who stole all the money that Bernie Madoff missed? Well, Johnny Damon and Xavier Nady's assets have been frozen while the Feds investigate. » 2/21/09 12:45pm 2/21/09 12:45pm

Johnny Damon, The Ultimate Go Away Player

Everyone makes a whole fuss about the comeback player of the year award in baseball — which this year seems destined for Carlos Pena, though there's no shortage of candidates — but The Angry T suggests a far more enjoyable honor: The Go Away Award, given to the player who clearly showed this year that he's over the… » 8/27/07 4:00pm 8/27/07 4:00pm

Baseball Players Hitting Each Other With Chairs

For those of you who pay attention to such matters, TNA wrestling is having some sort of pay-per-view event this weekend that will feature "Team Pierzynski" vs. "Team Eckstein." That's A.J. Pierzynski and David Eckstein, two people who have never been in our kitchen. In this "promo" clip, Pierzynski does some… » 2/09/07 3:00pm 2/09/07 3:00pm

Johnny Damon, Grabbing Himself And Having Sex

Johnny Damon beats off in centerfield. At least, I think that's what she's saying. And you know, she doesn't seem repulsed by the idea... not enough to follow Damon home and mess with his war veteran father, anyway. » 9/23/06 5:57pm 9/23/06 5:57pm

Chalk One Up For The Little Guy

And so the debate rages: Does Johnny Damon, or doesn't he, suck? We refuse to take sides, but one thing we can report is that our nation's babies are now involved. A New Bedford housewife, still miffed over Damon's defection to the Yankees, had been trying to sell "Johnny Damon Sucks" baby bibs on eBay. That was until… » 7/21/06 11:45am 7/21/06 11:45am