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Cleveland Browns "Stunned" Johnny Manziel Likes To Party

Hey, The Browns? Can we chat for a second? Great. So, this isn't, like, a huge deal or anything, but I'm just a little concerned about you guys. I think we're all concerned about you guys. We're not trying to gang up on you or anything, it's just, some of the things we've been reading about you are a little...alarming. » 7/26/14 2:07pm 7/26/14 2:07pm

Sigh. Here Is Johnny Manziel Kind Of Doing The Nae Nae.

Well, we really boned ourselves here. Our non-exhaustive list of Johnny Manziel dirt that we will actually pay for included a $325 bounty for a video of Johnny Manziel doing the Nae Nae. (Why $325? Who the fuck knows.) Naturally, a tipster reached out to us with a video of Johnny Manziel doing the Nae Nae, and he… » 7/07/14 6:25pm 7/07/14 6:25pm

A Non-Exhaustive List Of Johnny Manziel Dirt We Will Actually Pay For

We get a lot of tips about Johnny Manziel, and most of them read something like this: "Hey, I have a [photo/video] of a [drunk/high] Johnny Manziel [singing along to Drake in a club/rolling up a joint/reaching for a bong/popping bottles/snorting coke]. How much will you pay me for it?" Here is our answer: nothing. » 7/07/14 12:46pm 7/07/14 12:46pm

Johnny Manziel Drinking On An Inflatable Swan

There are some things that are inherently believable. Like, when someone tweets "not the greatest of pics, but here's Manziel enjoying some X games after party festivities in Austin at Rio" and it's a dude floating on an inflatable swan chugging a bottle of liquor, you just believe it because, well, why wouldn't… » 6/07/14 11:40am 6/07/14 11:40am

Insane $25 Million Lawsuit Vs. Johnny Manziel Alleges, Well, Everything

We don't really know what to make of this, but a tipster just sent along a motion for a restraining order recently filed against Johnny Manziel by someone going by the name Samantha Schacher. The motion, filed in Florida, asks for $25 million in damages, and contains lines like: "On Christmas Eve, 2013, Johnny Manziel… » 5/23/14 9:47am 5/23/14 9:47am

Johnny Manziel Is So Damn Obnoxious You Should Love Him

By the usual measurements, this is one of those vapid, empty-calorie stories about a first round draft pick playing footsie with a team official on draft day: "Johnny Manziel texts coach 'come get me'." For anyone else, anyone just a fraction less punchable, whatever. For Manziel, though, god, how great is this? » 5/16/14 3:20pm 5/16/14 3:20pm

Leaked Internal Scouting Report: The Patriots Do Not Like Johnny Manziel

Bro Bible just published an internal New England Patriots scouting report on Johnny Manziel, who was selected with the 22nd overall pick by the Cleveland Browns during last night's NFL draft. We got a look at a version of the report yesterday. Judging by this, the Pats apparently saw Manziel in much same way as many… » 5/09/14 1:37pm 5/09/14 1:37pm

Deadspin's Johnny Manziel Obsession, Visualized

Both the ESPN and NFL Network draft broadcasts Deadspin and Regressing blogrolls were Johnny Football-obsessed tonight last night, but the Worldwide Leader and everyone around here was especially interested in the Heisman-winning Texan. Led by a drooling Jon Gruden a drooling Samer Kalaf and Tim Burke, ESPN Deadspin… » 5/09/14 12:16pm 5/09/14 12:16pm