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Cleveland Browns "Stunned" Johnny Manziel Likes To Party

Hey, The Browns? Can we chat for a second? Great. So, this isn't, like, a huge deal or anything, but I'm just a little concerned about you guys. I think we're all concerned about you guys. We're not trying to gang up on you or anything, it's just, some of the things we've been reading about you are a little...alarming. » 7/26/14 2:07pm 7/26/14 2:07pm

Sigh. Here Is Johnny Manziel Kind Of Doing The Nae Nae.

Well, we really boned ourselves here. Our non-exhaustive list of Johnny Manziel dirt that we will actually pay for included a $325 bounty for a video of Johnny Manziel doing the Nae Nae. (Why $325? Who the fuck knows.) Naturally, a tipster reached out to us with a video of Johnny Manziel doing the Nae Nae, and he… » 7/07/14 6:25pm 7/07/14 6:25pm

A Non-Exhaustive List Of Johnny Manziel Dirt We Will Actually Pay For

We get a lot of tips about Johnny Manziel, and most of them read something like this: "Hey, I have a [photo/video] of a [drunk/high] Johnny Manziel [singing along to Drake in a club/rolling up a joint/reaching for a bong/popping bottles/snorting coke]. How much will you pay me for it?" Here is our answer: nothing. » 7/07/14 12:46pm 7/07/14 12:46pm

Johnny Manziel Drinking On An Inflatable Swan

There are some things that are inherently believable. Like, when someone tweets "not the greatest of pics, but here's Manziel enjoying some X games after party festivities in Austin at Rio" and it's a dude floating on an inflatable swan chugging a bottle of liquor, you just believe it because, well, why wouldn't… » 6/07/14 11:40am 6/07/14 11:40am

Insane $25 Million Lawsuit Vs. Johnny Manziel Alleges, Well, Everything

We don't really know what to make of this, but a tipster just sent along a motion for a restraining order recently filed against Johnny Manziel by someone going by the name Samantha Schacher. The motion, filed in Florida, asks for $25 million in damages, and contains lines like: "On Christmas Eve, 2013, Johnny Manziel… » 5/23/14 9:47am 5/23/14 9:47am

Johnny Manziel Is So Damn Obnoxious You Should Love Him

By the usual measurements, this is one of those vapid, empty-calorie stories about a first round draft pick playing footsie with a team official on draft day: "Johnny Manziel texts coach 'come get me'." For anyone else, anyone just a fraction less punchable, whatever. For Manziel, though, god, how great is this? » 5/16/14 3:20pm 5/16/14 3:20pm

Browns Coach: Johnny Manziel Texted Me, Asking To Be Drafted

Browns QB coach Dowell Loggains appeared on ESPN Radio Arkansas yesterday, and revealed that Johnny Manziel was the top quarterback on Cleveland's draft board, and that the Browns had tried to make trades with Tennessee at No. 11 and Dallas at No. 16 to move up and grab him. But Loggains also shed some light on his… » 5/16/14 11:34am 5/16/14 11:34am

"MyFace, YourFace, InstantFace": Belichick Talks Manziel Scouting Report

Bill Belichick has gone full Drunk Uncle. In a press conference after the second night of the NFL Draft, Bill Belichick talked a lot about the Jimmy Garoppolo selection, but he also addressed the leaked scouting report on Johnny Manziel and his response was equal parts dismissive and nonsensical. "What's online, you… » 5/10/14 12:05pm 5/10/14 12:05pm

Deadspin's Johnny Manziel Obsession, Visualized

Both the ESPN and NFL Network draft broadcasts Deadspin and Regressing blogrolls were Johnny Football-obsessed tonight last night, but the Worldwide Leader and everyone around here was especially interested in the Heisman-winning Texan. Led by a drooling Jon Gruden a drooling Samer Kalaf and Tim Burke, ESPN Deadspin… » 5/09/14 12:16pm 5/09/14 12:16pm