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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/02/09

    In reply to Alex Rodriguez Wins The Weekend (Again)
    The Yanks took a chance when they moved A-Rod from eighth in the lineup to Kleenex, so you'd think he wouldn't blow it so publicly. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of MitchKayak MitchKayak
    11/02/09

    In reply to Alex Rodriguez Wins The Weekend (Again)
    All Raiders games are probably only watchable at two times speed while playing Yakety Sax. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/02/09

    In reply to Alex Rodriguez Wins The Weekend (Again)
    A-Rod is a now true Yankee in the way that Mickey Mantle was a true Yankee. A-Rod's banging Kate Hudson. I'm sure back in the 60s, The Mick got around to banging a young Goldie Hawn.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    Gary Glitter thinks these guys are way too old for the "Rock n Roll (Part 2) Tongue Bath". #johnnydamon
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/02/09

    In reply to Alex Rodriguez Wins The Weekend (Again)
    Don't give up, fellow Phillies fans! It snot over yet! #alexrodriguez
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/02/09

    In reply to Alex Rodriguez Wins The Weekend (Again)
    Chris Benoit for Halloween, Alex? Too soon, man. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/02/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: Relax, he went as Puck. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    You can all eat shit. #johnnydamon
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    Little known fact: They learned the wide orifice lick from Jon Gosselin.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    The salute was first popularized by Carl Cunnilingus, a little-used by well-liked center fielder on the '27 Yankees. #johnnydamon
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    Image of inscrutablechinaman inscrutablechinaman
    11/02/09

    @AzureTexan: His younger cousin, George Rimjob, toiled in similar obscurity for the Philadelphia Athletics. #johnnydamon
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/02/09

    @inscrutablechinaman: His third cousin, Cleveland "Steamer" Jones, also toiled in obscurity for Single-A Gastonia and Double-A Brownsville.
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    Image of inscrutablechinaman inscrutablechinaman
    11/02/09

    @AzureTexan: "Steamer" Jones' son-in-law was Rick Felch, a journeyman middle reliever who spent most of his career with the Milwaukee Braves. #johnnydamon
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    Image of TT-Zop TT-Zop
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    It's all fun and games until some young Quaker gal believes Nick Swisher actually loves her. #johnnydamon
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    If the Yankees can Lick It Up, you can bet New York is gonna Rock and Roll All Night. #johnnydamon
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    You know, Philly is really a football town. #johnnydamon
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    06/19/09

    In reply to Damon, Swisher Continue Their Cunnilingual Rock N' Roll Party
    Steinbrenner would never have tolerated this when he was alive.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/19/09

    In reply to Damon, Swisher Continue Their Cunnilingual Rock N' Roll Party
    Funny, I would've expected Damon and Swisher's Rock N' Roll party to be more of the Wycked Sceptre variety.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    06/19/09

    @Steve U: Play "Gettin the Shaft"!
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/19/09

    In reply to Damon, Swisher Continue Their Cunnilingual Rock N' Roll Party
    funny, I remember actually being surprised when I heard that Rob Halford was gay.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/19/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: The song "Hell Bent for Leather" should have been a clue.
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