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    Enjoy A Free Veggie Burger With John Salley
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/15/09

    In reply to Enjoy A Free Veggie Burger With John Salley
    although I called over there and no one seems to know anything about it.


    That's because Spider is a fucking mumbling stuttering little fuck.

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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    04/15/09

    @Hatey McLife: Why don't you go fuck yourself, Hatey?
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    Image of bigredgambler bigredgambler
    04/15/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: Whoa... I can believe what I'm hearing. Here. (passes him money) Don't take no shit from now one, Wonderlic.


    @Hatey McLife: Hatey, you gonna take that.


    /hopefully I didn't screw up the dialog too much.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/15/09

    @Hatey McLife: I thought you said you were alright Spider Salley.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/15/09

    @bigredgambler:


    Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. Fuckin' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat.

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    Image of X-tacle X-tacle
    04/15/09

    In reply to Enjoy A Free Veggie Burger With John Salley
    I don't believe Salley. Never trust anyone with a Cheshire grin and a cigar.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/15/09

    @X-tacle: That's the pose of a man who has seen women do some things that would make Darren Aronofsky blush.
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    04/15/09

    @David Hume: I guess that's better than seeing "women" do things that would make Roman Polanski blush.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/15/09

    @X-tacle: Like what, menstruate?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/15/09

    @X-tacle: Additionally, my rule of thumb is I never buy anything from a guy in a double-breasted suit.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/15/09

    In reply to Enjoy A Free Veggie Burger With John Salley
    John Salley handing out free veggie burgers today


    "Hey Kiddos, c'mon over, hold those buns open and let Uncle Spider slip some fake meat between em!"

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    Image of Jay Cutler's Insulin Jay Cutler's Insulin
    04/15/09

    In reply to Enjoy A Free Veggie Burger With John Salley
    The word "free" doesn't cancel out the pain of the word "veggie"
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/15/09

    @Jay Cutler's Insulin: Alcohol-Free Duff $5
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/15/09

    In reply to Enjoy A Free Veggie Burger With John Salley
    giving out free veggie burgers today


    Well, consider me shocked that Terri Schiavo hasn't spoiled yet.

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    04/15/09

    In reply to Enjoy A Free Veggie Burger With John Salley
    This PETA giveaway won't be nearly as popular as Pokey Chapman's "Cucumber Giveaway" was.
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    04/15/09

    In reply to Enjoy A Free Veggie Burger With John Salley
    John's going to be in Chicago today, talking to hundreds of kids about the amazing things his vegetarian lifestyle has done for his game, both on and off the court.


    I don't see how telling a bunch of kids how being a vegetarian helps him get laid is going to help anyone, but that's just me.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/15/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: "Kids, I'm telling you...meat makes your load taste bad!"


    /maybe the filthiest thing I've ever written on DS, sorry.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/15/09

    In reply to Enjoy A Free Veggie Burger With John Salley
    Thankfully they changed the name after test marketing "Spider Burgers".
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/15/09

    In reply to Enjoy A Free Veggie Burger With John Salley
    That's not that Hawaiian burger place.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/15/09

    In reply to Enjoy A Free Veggie Burger With John Salley
    I'd like four fried chicken-shaped mounds of tofu. And a Coke.
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