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Jon Kitna Has Good Reasons To Love God

After the Lions' loss to the Packers yesterday, reporters asked Detroit quarterback Jon Kitna what he was thankful for. As everybody now knows, Kitna wears his Christianity on his sleeve. And we really have no problem with that. More »

2:30 PM on Fri Nov 23 2007
By Leitch
9,344 views, 38 comments

self-reproach thursday

Who's Sorry Now? Naked Coach Edition

If there's one thing you learn as a kid, it's that you never apologize for your Halloween costume. Hey, it's Halloween ... shit happens. Just ignore the critics and move on. But now Detroit quarterback Jon Kitna says he is very sorry for dressing as naked assistant Lions coach Joe Cullen, and would like us all to forgive him. Really, the guy was almost in tears. So unbecoming. More »

1:35 PM on Thu Nov 1 2007
By rickchand
9,725 views, 133 comments

Latest by Jubar: Sarah J Parker DOES look like a foot. more »

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The Only Time Jon Kitna Has Ever Been Naked In Public

We're a little behind on this, but it's awfully amusing, particularly because it's Halloween. Lions quarterback Jon Kitna apparently has a better sense of humor than you might have thought. More »

10:40 AM on Wed Oct 31 2007
By Leitch
26,326 views, 66 comments

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God Apologizes For Helping Kitna

Lions quarterback Jon Kitna, just eight wins away from that preseason prediction, claimed last week that God healed his concussion, allowing him to play last week against the Eagles. You might have wondered what God thought about this. Well, Sportsline's Clay Travis has talked to God, and he's sorry. More »

4:40 PM on Wed Sep 26 2007
By Leitch
6,095 views, 46 comments

Latest by Philistine: @ILoveIt: Jesus done went to Chicago. more »

they x-rayed his head and nothing was found

Jon Kitna Was Sacked For Your Sins

You just knew that when God finally made his presence known to mankind, it would be to heal a journeyman NFL quarterback's minor head injury. So you Iraqi kids with missing limbs, you're just going to have to wait your turn. Jon Kitna's got to take care of business! More »

11:40 AM on Tue Sep 18 2007
By rickchand
6,712 views, 69 comments

Latest by Trackback: Many of our favorite people are in one place, answering questions about what it’s like to write a sports blog more »

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Calvin Johnson Must Be Really, Really Good

...because he has Jon Kitna believing that the Detroit Lions are going to dominate the NFL this year. The same Lions that went 3-13 last year, because of a rookie wide receiver, are going to win 10+ games this year. Mmhmm. More »

3:45 PM on Sun Jun 24 2007
By mjdeadspin
1,902 views, 17 comments