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    Examining Jon Gruden's Unhealthy Obsession With Tim Tebow
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    02/10/09

    In reply to Examining Jon Gruden's Unhealthy Obsession With Tim Tebow
    "In other words, if I could, I would. If you catch my drift."
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    02/10/09

    In reply to Examining Jon Gruden's Unhealthy Obsession With Tim Tebow
    I want to know what Tebows Large chested ladyfriend thinks of this development
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    02/10/09

    @Phil Jones: Hey look! Dwight Schrute! Go back to policing Toby or something.
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    02/10/09

    In reply to Examining Jon Gruden's Unhealthy Obsession With Tim Tebow
    Jon Gruden strikes me as the kind of guy who demands his wife inspect his bowel movements while ranting pantsless about the relentless, inexorable power of his colon.


    "That used to be a 22 ounce porterhouse, Mary! STEAK! Now look at it! I DID THAT!"

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    02/10/09

    In reply to Examining Jon Gruden's Unhealthy Obsession With Tim Tebow
    That's why Mike Vick is so interesting to me. He's like Barry Sanders playing quarterback. He's the fastest human being who's ever played the position. Ever. He will burn the [expletive] out of a defensive back . He'll juke anybody. He is rare. Vick is the kind of guy who could revolutionize the game. He's the quarterback who can run . Most of the teams that have the quarterback back there, it's Kerry Collins , it's Drew Bledsoe , it's whoever you want to say it is. This guy here is 200 pounds of lightning cyanide, man. And he can throw. He throws well enough at any level to play quarterback."


    /history lesson'd

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    02/10/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Don't kill Gruden's buzz, man.
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    02/10/09

    In reply to Examining Jon Gruden's Unhealthy Obsession With Tim Tebow
    Tim Tebow used a butter knife to kill a bear.


    true story

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    02/10/09

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    "He sleeps eight hours a night! Well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
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    02/10/09

    In reply to Examining Jon Gruden's Unhealthy Obsession With Tim Tebow
    Thank God they cut out the part where he dedicated a particularly heartfelt rendition of "Endless Love" to Timmay.
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    02/10/09

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    Concrete cyanide? I think Gruden failed chemistry class.
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    02/10/09

    @UpstateUnderdog:


    There's no way he's 250 pounds of concrete and cyanide, because I know for a fact there's at least 125 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal in that glorious man suit.

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    @Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: with the body men fear and women love
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    02/10/09

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    Dan Shanoff challenges John Gruden to a throw down in The Octagon.
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    Gruden then added, "There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Tim Tebow allows to live."
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    "Tim Tebow taught me how to love a woman. And how to scold a child..."
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