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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12/16/08

    In reply to Today's Special On The DVD Aisle: Secondhand Lions
    Under the influence of a shitty offensive coordinator?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/16/08

    In reply to Today's Special On The DVD Aisle: Secondhand Lions
    Those jeans better be Wranglers, Kitna.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/16/08

    In reply to Today's Special On The DVD Aisle: Secondhand Lions
    I don't know why everyone is making fun of the mysterious dot on his forehead when we could be making fun of how enormously fat he is.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    12/16/08

    If you're looking for a gift for Charlie Weis this Christmas, you can't go wrong with a Sharpie.
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    12/16/08

    In reply to Today's Special On The DVD Aisle: Secondhand Lions
    When Adam Lark told his buddies that he ran into Jon Kitna at the store, they all thought he was Lion.


    /ducks

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    12/16/08

    In reply to Today's Special On The DVD Aisle: Secondhand Lions
    You can really get more out of your family budget if you purchase Meijer brand quarterbacks.
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    12/16/08

    In reply to Today's Special On The DVD Aisle: Secondhand Lions
    "Why thank you for offering to take my groceries out to my car, Tatum...hey, where are you going?"
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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    12/16/08

    In reply to Today's Special On The DVD Aisle: Secondhand Lions
    That dude needs to duck, there's a laser pointed at his forehead
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/16/08

    In reply to Today's Special On The DVD Aisle: Secondhand Lions
    Was he wearing his Barcelona Dragons championship ring?
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/16/08

    In reply to Today's Special On The DVD Aisle: Secondhand Lions
    scoping out the cereal specials


    I'd imagine God's QB would be shopping for something more heavenly -- like say, angel food cake...

     Reply
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    12/16/08

    In reply to Today's Special On The DVD Aisle: Secondhand Lions
    I'm glad Deadspin's reader demographics include Indians.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    12/16/08

    In reply to Today's Special On The DVD Aisle: Secondhand Lions
    Fiber One? Jon Kitna only eats Colon Blow. The cereal that keeps God regular.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    12/16/08

    @Chuck Knoblockhead: I like this Ano-Weet, it really unclogs me. I mean a lot of others say they unclog you, but I never had a single bowel movement with Recto-Puffs.
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    12/16/08

    In reply to Today's Special On The DVD Aisle: Secondhand Lions
    I see the words "Wake up Deadspin!" and I automatically get a boner even if there's no Erin.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/16/08

    @MeSoHornsby: If he were alive, Pavlov would be proud.


    He'd also have a boner, that perv.

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