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    Kobe Bryant Bravely Declares He Will Not Be Dunked On By His 14-Year-Old Campers

    Swoosh Denies LBJ Dunk Cover-Up, Unconvincingly

    The Dunk Was "As Good As It Could've Been Hyped Up To Be"

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/13/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant Bravely Declares He Will Not Be Dunked On By His 14-Year-Old Campers
    Pacman Jones runs a football camp and told the kids no receivers will catch a pass on him or he will hire a hitman, have them hunted down, and shot at close range.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/13/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant Bravely Declares He Will Not Be Dunked On By His 14-Year-Old Campers
    Greg Oden warned his campers that no one will lap him at the mall.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/13/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant Bravely Declares He Will Not Be Dunked On By His 14-Year-Old Campers
    gets to look sort of cool by comparison



    This is why it is tragic that Jim Varney never got to star opposite Elvira in Ernest Goes To The White House.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/13/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant Bravely Declares He Will Not Be Dunked On By His 14-Year-Old Campers
    [Kobe is defending against] 14-year-olds, who, let's be honest, probably haven't dunked on anything not made of Nerf.
    True, but you try defending against this dynamo:
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/13/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant Bravely Declares He Will Not Be Dunked On By His 14-Year-Old Campers
    LeBron is like the boring lawyer uncle who is always reading the newspaper and yelling at you to keep it down while Kobe is like the free-spirit fun uncle who plays video games with you, takes you out for ice cream and lies to the police about committing a brutal rape.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/13/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant Bravely Declares He Will Not Be Dunked On By His 14-Year-Old Campers
    "Now Bart (cough), you must promise not to fall in love with me."
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    07/09/09

    In reply to Swoosh Denies LBJ Dunk Cover-Up, Unconvincingly
    I'm no marketing major, but it seems that it wouldn't be a big deal at all if this video was out. Is that harmful to Lebron James the brand got dunked on in some pickup game? I bet they are saving it for some ad.


    / was actually a marketing major.

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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    07/09/09

    In reply to Swoosh Denies LBJ Dunk Cover-Up, Unconvincingly
    I once taped Charlie Daniels out-duel the Devil in a fiddle battle, but that bastard sent a swarm of beautiful virgins over and...


    What was I saying?

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/09/09

    In reply to Swoosh Denies LBJ Dunk Cover-Up, Unconvincingly
    Finally, all that experience covering up child labor violations is paying off.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/09/09

    In reply to Swoosh Denies LBJ Dunk Cover-Up, Unconvincingly
    The last Xavier slam, this publicized, was against Hinduism.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    07/09/09

    In reply to Swoosh Denies LBJ Dunk Cover-Up, Unconvincingly
    If you look closely you can see the red dot on Crawford forehead while he's speaking.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    07/09/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: Are you sure it wasn't a red swoosh?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/09/09

    In reply to Swoosh Denies LBJ Dunk Cover-Up, Unconvincingly
    I haven't seen anything this disingenuous since Seigfried described Roy as his "roommate".
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/09/09

    In reply to Swoosh Denies LBJ Dunk Cover-Up, Unconvincingly
    I found a transcript of the audio:


    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... SHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Image of You Stay Classy You Stay Classy
    07/09/09

    In reply to Swoosh Denies LBJ Dunk Cover-Up, Unconvincingly
    Things I've learned today:


    1) Need some more clean underwear.

    2) Kids these days are using "geek" as a verb.

    3) ??


    I'll keep you guys updated.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/09/09

    @You Stay Classy:


    If you don't know that "geek" is a verb, you have got to get yourself to your local backwoods carnival right away.

     Reply
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    07/09/09

    In reply to Swoosh Denies LBJ Dunk Cover-Up, Unconvincingly
    I would definitely buy a poster of Bron-Bron being posterized.
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