Get Over Yourself, Narc

Here's New York Times drug-sniffing dog Michael S. Schmidt, licking his own crotch over his Jose Guillen-HGH story: "With a lineup filled with castoffs, they have become a remarkable October story, but the Guillen disclosure may put at least a small dent in the positive attention they have generated." » 10/29/10 10:35am 10/29/10 10:35am

The (Bleep) Pot Is Boiling Over In Kansas City. (Bleep)

Speaking just for myself, I think it's refreshing that we have a profanity-laced, post-game tirade by someone named Guillen whose first name is not Ozzie. Meet José Guillen, the Royals outfielder who lit into teammates on Wednesday following their 9-8, 10-inning loss to the Twins, which ran Kansas City's losing streak… » 5/29/08 10:40am 5/29/08 10:40am

Jose Guillen, Money Manager

We've got to consider it, at this point, very possible that the reason Nationals outfielder Jose Guillen never received any lessons in financial management is because they were scared at him. » 5/05/06 12:00pm 5/05/06 12:00pm

We Love A Series That Leaves An Impression

First of all, who knew Superman batted from the left side? And is he gripping the bat correctly? And what's the deal with the catcher, who appears to have green hair? We can't answer any of these pressing questions, but we can shed some light on the recent beanball war between the Mets and Nationals, which just may go… » 4/10/06 12:00pm 4/10/06 12:00pm