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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/21/09

    In reply to Searching For Jose Lima: Readers Lend A Hand
    I saw Jose Lima walking through Soho in the rain with a Chinese menu in his hand. #melissalima
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Searching For Jose Lima: Readers Lend A Hand
    I think NASA has kidnapped Jose Lima for testing because clearly there is no gravity in a 3 foot radius of the man. #melissalima
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Searching For Jose Lima: Readers Lend A Hand
    Dear Melissa Lima,

    Jose will come back if you can touch your elbows together behind your back. Just try reaaaal hard. Pictures or it didn't count!

    Love,
    Deadspin #melissalima
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    10/20/09

    In reply to Searching For Jose Lima: Readers Lend A Hand
    So instead of staying with her and cuddling in the pillows...he goes to ride the pine in Canada.

    So sad. #melissalima
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Searching For Jose Lima: Readers Lend A Hand
    Actually, I'm pretty sure I saw Mr. Lima on that dreadful Witness Protection show on the USA Network, "In Plain Sight." They'd renamed him Jose Cuervo, and he was making Lesley Ann Warren cry. #melissalima
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Searching For Jose Lima: Readers Lend A Hand
    That wasn't so hard. He's either in California or Canada.

    I think it's time to get you know who on the case. #melissalima
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    10/20/09


    Some assembly required. #melissalima
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/20/09

    In reply to Searching For Jose Lima: Readers Lend A Hand

    Wherever Jose Lima is, he's trying to stay anonymous. Are we sure he isn't....Clinton Portishead? #melissalima
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    10/20/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Do you ever wonder if there are other famous people commenting on Deadspin? For example, maybe David Hume is Don Rickles, or Hatey McLife is Archbishop Timothy Dolan? #melissalima
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    10/20/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: You caught me.

    Melissa, if you're reading this...hatesex? #melissalima
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Searching For Jose Lima: Readers Lend A Hand
    I'd help her but my fees are high. I demand a free motorboat. #melissalima
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Searching For Jose Lima: Readers Lend A Hand
    Clearly, Jose's migratory patterns can only be tracked via the RFID tags they use on humpback whales and certain aquatic birds. #melissalima
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Bosom Buddies: A Correspondence With Melissa Lima
    #headasplode #melissalima
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Bosom Buddies: A Correspondence With Melissa Lima
    "Um, I'm not sure 'give me more of that dirty prehensile tongue, you Philly Phanatic' really translates into Spanish . . . " #melissalima
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Bosom Buddies: A Correspondence With Melissa Lima
    That kid is rude. Totally blocking the view. #melissalima
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Bosom Buddies: A Correspondence With Melissa Lima
    This isn't the first time AJ has asked a woman to call his phone and say something in Spanish, but Linda Ronstadt thought his mustache was creepy and chickened out at the last second. #melissalima
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    10/19/09

    @Weed Against Speed: I'm sure he asked her to sing: "Senor Plow no es macho. Solamente es borracho... " #melissalima
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/19/09

    In reply to Bosom Buddies: A Correspondence With Melissa Lima
    I always imagined the perfect woman would be a divorced mom, engaged in a battle for child support with her baseball player-ex, wearing bunny ears and posing with Hugh Hefner's Madame Tussaud's sculpture. #melissalima
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Bosom Buddies: A Correspondence With Melissa Lima
    I think mom must have lactated buttermilk. #melissalima
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