@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: That made my day. I'm going out on a limb and saying it made the day of The Mighty Pigs, Upstate Underdog, and K-Gun as well.
The people who are helping him rehabilitate must be some cruel SOB's. Why can't they throw the ball at his chest? I agree that it is funnier when he misses he gets hit in the face but that is one reason I couldn't do that job.
"Jose may have made a poor decision on that day," says Offerman's attorney, Frank Riccio II,, "but the question now is, did he make a poor decision to the tune of $4.8 million?"
Frank Riccio Sr. says, "(thick italian accent) Why-a, oh, why-a, does-a my son have-a job defending such-a a-holes? I feel-a such shame that-a the Riccio name is-a sullied in-a this way!"
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Frank Riccio Sr. says, "(thick italian accent) Why-a, oh, why-a, does-a my son have-a job defending such-a a-holes? I feel-a such shame that-a the Riccio name is-a sullied in-a this way!"
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Try a couple Bloody Marys, makes the rehab process shorter.
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This man was born to comment on Deadspin.
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"There goes your social life."
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-1,000,000 for a Clueless reference
-1 to me for immediately recognizing it (in my defense I have a little sister who used to watch the movie 5 times a week)
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-1,000,0000? That's a lot.
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No. He made a poor decision to the tune of whatever makes him broke for life.
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