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    Jose Tabata: Wife 'Completely Falsified Her Pregnancy'

    So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?

    Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
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    Image of Katni Katni
    03/27/09

    In reply to Jose Tabata: Wife 'Completely Falsified Her Pregnancy'
    Well, obviously the marriage was doomed. Who gets married at a check cashing outlet? That's why my 19-year-old illegal immigrant fiance and I are planning for our blessed day to be at the payday loan shop/liquor store. And you're all invited!
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    03/27/09

    @Katni: That would require a clean tank top. I avoid fancy gatherings like that but thanks anyways.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    03/27/09

    @Katni: I once saw a place that was Eddie's Laundromat and Chicken. I figure that would be an ideal venue.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    03/27/09

    In reply to Jose Tabata: Wife 'Completely Falsified Her Pregnancy'
    With the birth rates and education systems what they are in South American countries he believed that she just became pregnant. It is like getting a cold it just happens.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    03/27/09

    In reply to Jose Tabata: Wife 'Completely Falsified Her Pregnancy'
    "And what's worse, Chris Paul isn't even her cousin."
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    03/27/09

    In reply to Jose Tabata: Wife 'Completely Falsified Her Pregnancy'
    And if the woman's on top, she can't get pregnant. It's gravity.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    03/27/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: Also, girls can't get pregnant in a hot tub.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    03/27/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: Also can't get pregnant doggy style.


    -not really I just want the rumor out there

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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    03/27/09

    In reply to Jose Tabata: Wife 'Completely Falsified Her Pregnancy'
    Who hasn't had their significant other fake a pregenancy? It happened to me. I was in my mid 20's, and she was 19....
    Oh, she was also 100% bat-shit insane.
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    Image of World B. Free World B. Free
    03/27/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: An acquaintance of mine spent some time in jail for punching his girlfriend in the face after it was revealed that her "pregnancy" was an April Fool's joke. Dumb broad.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    03/27/09

    @World B. Free: Yes. She's the dumb one in that scenario. Right.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    03/27/09

    @World B. Free: That guy has bad aim with his punches.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    when he married Pereira at a check-cashing and tax outlet called Amscot, the Times reported.


    Damn, John Daly is impressed.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    She also, apparently, has a gambling habit; a fact that her attorney used to try and get her sentence reduced in the robbery case.


    Imagine how little time she would have gotten if her lawyer mentioned her robbing habit.

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    Image of Candace Parker C Cups Candace Parker C Cups
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    I can't wait too see the witty racist t-shirts from Pirates fans. Well, you know, presuming such people still exist...
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/26/09

    @Candace Parker C Cups: Why would Pirates fans come up with witty racist t-shirts in regards to one of their own players?
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    She needed a baby arm and Jose wasn't up for the task.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/26/09

    @sir_pantsalot: Did she want it to hold an apple?
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    for stealing $20,000 from a paycheck advance store


    My my my how the tables have turned on the very people who set up those tables and situated them in their previously un-turned position.

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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    she was accused of stealing $20,000 from a Paycheck Advance


    when he married Pereira at a check-cashing and tax outlet called Amscot


    Ahhh I see Tabata's been taking notes. What a hopeless romantic!

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    Image of econdave econdave
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    You know, Amalia, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you. You have a gambling problem!
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/26/09

    @econdave: Remember that time I gave you herpes from all that Haitian road beef? Well YOU have a gambling problem!
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    Enjoys gardening, macrame.


    That's one crazy bitch.

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    Image of CitizenStrange CitizenStrange
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    Well, then a judge and a jury
    sat me in a room
    They say that robbin' the cradle
    is worse than robbin' the tomb
    -- Jim Croce
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/26/09

    @CitizenStrange: Stewardess, I would like an aisle seat, please.


    --Jim Croce

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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    03/26/09

    In reply to So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
    Whoa! He had 42 Stolen Babies in '08?!? Oh, that SB means Stolen Bases? Well, that's still pretty good.
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