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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/31/09

    In reply to August: Fin.
    Now, my good bro, Josh Hamilton, we were in the same training camp, he got arrested for possession, we used to call him Hambone. HAMBONE! CHECK IT OUT! HAMBONE!
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    Image of Gravy Gravy
    08/27/09

    In reply to Josh Hamilton Is Doing Just Fine Thank You
    This needs its own IMDB page.

    Plot summary:
    Deadspin tried to crucify him, but Hamilton resurrects his season to lead the Rangers and ascend into the playoffs.

    Starring:
    A.J. Daulerio as Pontius Pilate
    Deadspin commenters as The Jews
    Josh Hamilton as Jesus Christ
    Anonymous as Judas Iscariot
    Johnny Narron as Thomas the skeptic
    Ron Washington as Simon the zealot
    Ian Kinsler as Peter, the fisher of (wo)man
    Hank Blalock as James the less

    Special guest appearance:
    Bud Selig as Matthew, the tax collector

    Neftali Feliz Navidad, everyone!
     Reply
    Hustler of Culture promoted this comment Edited by Gravy at 08/27/09 1:05 PM Gravy was starred Gravy was unstarred
    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    08/27/09

    @Gravy: So who is Barabas? Donte Stallworth?
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    08/27/09

    @Hustler of Culture:
    Barabbas was Barbaro, of course.

    As A.J. and the Deadspin Commenters' long-term comedy prisoner, Barbaro was set free inside the DSHOF that very weekend.
     Reply
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    Image of bondjunkie bondjunkie
    08/27/09

    In reply to Josh Hamilton Is Doing Just Fine Thank You
    Hey Deadspin, tell me how my how my ass taste!

    - The Holy Spirit
     Reply
    Gourmet Spud promoted this comment bondjunkie was starred bondjunkie was unstarred
    Image of Stev D Stev D
    08/27/09

    In reply to Josh Hamilton Is Doing Just Fine Thank You
    Josh Hamilton Will Make A Good Evangelist Some Day

    Embezzling, or the smoking crystal with a male prostitute sort?
     Reply
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    08/27/09

    In reply to Josh Hamilton Is Doing Just Fine Thank You
    Did Deadspin buy those pictures?
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/27/09

    In reply to Josh Hamilton Is Doing Just Fine Thank You
    Forgiveness is huge in Texas. Unless, of course, you are gay or for universal health coverage.
     Reply
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    08/27/09

    In reply to Josh Hamilton Is Doing Just Fine Thank You
    Having a drunken tryst with sexy bar chicks isn't really something you can boo a guy for.
     Reply
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    08/27/09

    In reply to Josh Hamilton Is Doing Just Fine Thank You
    after giving his usual props to J.C.

    At least one junkie knows the proper way to ask for a Mer-cedes Benz.
     Reply
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    08/27/09

    In reply to Josh Hamilton Is Doing Just Fine Thank You
    Time to unveil the "IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD" tag.
     Reply
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    08/27/09

    In reply to Josh Hamilton Is Doing Just Fine Thank You
    Deadspin is becoming a renowned unintentional healer. Remember when Roberto Alomar used to have AIDS?
     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/27/09

    In reply to Josh Hamilton Is Doing Just Fine Thank You
    after giving his usual props to J.C.

    Glad to see people outside of Philly are just as upset about the Romero suspension.
     Reply
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    08/27/09

    In reply to Josh Hamilton Is Doing Just Fine Thank You
    Being faced by Josh Hamilton is better than being whip-creamed by Josh Hamilton
     Reply
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    Image of dinalohan dinalohan
    08/24/09

    In reply to Evangelicals Forgive Josh Hamilton And Will Continue To Use Him As Spokesperson
    Unless, of course, you are Ted Haggard.
     Reply
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    Image of Gravy Gravy
    08/24/09

    In reply to Evangelicals Forgive Josh Hamilton And Will Continue To Use Him As Spokesperson
    I was listening to sports talk radio in Dallas today and I heard a caller, Mary from Magdala, Tx, call in to say she was one of the girls in the photo.

    She said, at the time, she thought Hamilton was just a gardener.

    And that the bartender, Thomas something, absolutely did not believe it was Hamilton.
     Reply
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    08/24/09

    @Gravy: Did she end up
    nailing him, or was he too hammered?
     Reply
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    Image of Gravy Gravy
    08/24/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: Well...she said she'd been a prostitute in the past, but nothing happened with Hamilton.

    Apparently he told her he'd been in a dark place for, like, 3 days and was just tired of hanging around the desert.
     Reply
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    08/24/09

    In reply to Evangelicals Forgive Josh Hamilton And Will Continue To Use Him As Spokesperson
    As long as Josh didn't refer to him as Jesus "FUCKING" Christ, he's cool with the Jesusy peeps.
     Reply
    Edited by Kid Canada at 08/24/09 2:52 PM Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
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