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    Athletes Who Exercise Their Freedom By Hating On America

    The Cruel Emasculation Of Josh Howard

    Who's Sorry Now? Josh Howard Edition

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    Mark Cuban Wants You to Know: "Cellphone Cameras Are Not Your Friends."

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    Image of Secret Identity Secret Identity
    07/03/09

    In reply to Athletes Who Exercise Their Freedom By Hating On America
    Hey Wayne! You just got traded away from Edmonton to go play in Los Angeles! How do you feel?


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    07/03/09

    In reply to Athletes Who Exercise Their Freedom By Hating On America
    Hey Carlos! Disagreeing with the decisions of our government is un-American! What's that? Puerto Rican? Well screw you anyway, we totally own that!

    USA! USA! USA!
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    07/03/09

    In reply to Athletes Who Exercise Their Freedom By Hating On America
    Who said schadenfreude was German?


    Linguists?

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    07/03/09

    In reply to Athletes Who Exercise Their Freedom By Hating On America
    What's the point of this post?
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    07/03/09

    @DollaBrand: What's the point of this comment?
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    07/03/09

    @DollaBrand: If you don't see the point then you are a terrorist. That's the point
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    07/03/09

    @DollaBrand: Did you hear the one about the kid who blew off all his fingers with a firecracker on the Fourth of July? We don't see his point either.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/03/09

    In reply to Athletes Who Exercise Their Freedom By Hating On America
    What's a July 4th?


    Thelebrating Imperialitht Cock Thuckers.

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    07/03/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Hey, Canuck!



    YEAH, I SAID IT! U-S-A! U-S-A! AMERICAAAAA!

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    07/03/09

    @Shakey:


    Jesus! Don't point that thing at me before lunch!

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    07/03/09

    @Shakey: free stickers and dvds? Sign me up!


    btw, I'll be wearing that same outfit this weeknd.

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    07/03/09

    @Shakey: That's a mighty good Sean Young impression, right down to the dead eyes.
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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Cruel Emasculation Of Josh Howard
    All right, I'm hitting the sack. A claims adjuster will meet me between 7:30 and 9:30 tomorrow (that means like 9:45, right?)
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Cruel Emasculation Of Josh Howard
    Dear Mark Teixiera,

    Please join the Orioles. Not only will you have more money than you'll ever need, you'll be the face of your hometown franchise. Please do not kick the fanbase in our dicks by teasing us and then signing with the Red Sox, where you'll just be another cog in the Fawkin Sawx douchebag empire. We O's fans don't ask for much.

    Sincerely,

    ClintonPortishead


    p.s. can you pitch?

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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Cruel Emasculation Of Josh Howard
    Dear god. Ew.
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    Image of MorelOrelHershiser MorelOrelHershiser
    12/17/08

    @amorphous: MMMM bacon. That would be a solid choice for a breakfast shot.
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    12/17/08

    @MorelOrelHershiser: Speaking of meat flavored drinks, anyone hear tried bullshot? It requires vodka, beef bouillon, Tabasco, and some other stuff.
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    12/17/08

    @spinachdip: Liquor and I had our final, messy falling out a while ago. So to answer your question

    /barfs all over
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Cruel Emasculation Of Josh Howard
    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: as the subject of the insurance problem, thanks for the support. I'm hoping it's an easy fix but it's an insurance company so I have my doubts, our HR people are good though. As for manscaping, I don't want to partake in an activity that in any way brings me closer to Michael Phelps.
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    Image of Chalkdust Chalkdust
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Cruel Emasculation Of Josh Howard
    Have to say I'm really digging the duo of Webber and the Glove. Almost makes me forget about Rick Kamla.
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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Cruel Emasculation Of Josh Howard
    I really need to not keep S'mores Poptarts in the house. And by house I mean crapass apartment. They are like crack.
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    12/17/08

    @sagehenbait: Crack dipped in Opium
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    12/17/08

    @MorelOrelHershiser: Fucking DELICIOUS. Aside: I smoked opium-laced weed once. Insanity. Oh, to be 19 again.
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    Image of spinachdip spinachdip
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Cruel Emasculation Of Josh Howard
    I was sold on DJ Shadow after this video:

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/17/08

    @spinachdip: DJ Shadow dj'ed the Halloween Party I went to last year at the Columbia Art Museum back home. It was AMAZING. Like one of my top 5 art experiences.
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    12/17/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Wait. Fuck. That was DJ Spooky. Kidding!


    /God I love cough syrup.

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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Cruel Emasculation Of Josh Howard
    I missed an external HD discussion? I could have contributed to that. Back up early and often, my friends. You never know when the Imp of Busted Hard Drives will pay you a visit.
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    12/17/08

    @Peter Cavan: If you like you can begin an internal HD discussion. Of the laptop variety. Just throwin' that out there.
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    12/17/08

    @ChalkdustTorture: I've never upgraded an internal laptop HD. It can be done, you just have to be careful and get the right drive.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/16/08

    In reply to The Cruel Emasculation Of Josh Howard
    I totally knew the answers to the earlier duan questions! Especially the early DUAN ones. Doctors double bill all the time - the insurance needs to deal with it, so pester the fuck out of them. Doctors just aren't happy with what insurance companies tell them they're going to pay them, so they go to the patients for the difference, which is illegal. AND MANSCAPING? WE JUST WENT OVER THIS.


    3 Words:

    Magic.Face.Powder.

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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    12/16/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Yes, but would you recommend a guy use such powder on the chest?
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/17/08

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: I use it wherever necessary, so yes.


    @placekickerholder: It's a depilatory that's super gentle and prevents razor burn. It was originally designed for black men to use on their facial hair, so its formulated to get rid of coarse dark hair without ingrowns or bumps. Making it perfect for other... delicate areas, if you will. It's like 4 bucks a can, you just have to play around with getting the water/powder ratio right, slather it on, scrape it off - voila! smooooth skin. It's magic.

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    12/17/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: MEN DO NOT HAVE BARE CHESTS. Didn't you hear? It's out, anyway.
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    12/17/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I can see why DUAN is held in such reverence. Useful.
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    12/17/08

    @amorphous: I'd rather a man have a little chest hair if its naturally there - stubble on the chest is much less sexy than a little bit of hair, as long as you couldn't be mistaken for a rug if you laid on my hardwood floors.
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    12/17/08

    @placekickerholder: [www.walgreens.com]
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    12/16/08

    In reply to The Cruel Emasculation Of Josh Howard
    Don't fear everybody! I'm here! Huzzah Central Time Zone and further west DUANers!
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