After not playing in 2014 and not catching on anywhere this spring, Juan Pierre officially announced his retirement. He played 14 seasons, and I guarantee everyone will find something to be surprised by in his stats. » 2/27/15 3:15pm 2/27/15 3:15pm

Juan Pierre Wants You To Know That "Beast Mode" Is Also "Christ Mode"

Miami Marlins outfielder Juan Pierre has a website. The website is called This is what the "about" page on says: » 2/05/13 1:35pm 2/05/13 1:35pm

Juan Pierre Finally Gets The Respect He Deserves

I beg of you Los Angeles: embrace this. If you let him play with a pink bat for the next 40-some games, you'll forget about Manny. [Juanpierrewood] » 5/12/09 8:15am 5/12/09 8:15am

Wait ... Are Those Pesos Or Something?

Everyone's dumbfounded by all the money being thrown around in baseball these days, from the Alfonso Soriano and Aramis Ramirez contracts to our new favorite, the Dodgers signing Juan Pierre for $9 million a year for the next five years. (They did watch last season, right?) Remember, three years ago, the Red Sox were… » 11/21/06 4:00pm 11/21/06 4:00pm