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    Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew

    Sex, Lies, And Zionism
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    Kournikova's reponse: I am not Jewish. Don't you know that Kid Canada's bubbie hasn't tried to set me up with him yet? He's a lawyer, has his own place, drives a nice car, goes to the gym...
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    Considering all the hockey players she went through, her's is probably a different kind of burning bush.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    She might not be Jewish but she can thank them for that cross she is wearing. INRI.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    Kournikova's response: "I am not Jewish. Can't you see my cross?"


    No, but I would like to see your rosary.


    Rosary is another term for snatch, right? If it isn't, it should be.

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    Image of Crazy Cool Medallions Crazy Cool Medallions
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    Adam Sandler is very glad, as "Kournikova" doesn't rhyme with the more traditional Jewish names.
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    Image of SteveJeltzFan SteveJeltzFan
    07/09/09

    @Crazy Cool Medallions: You don't have to be a winner to say L'Shana Tova...You're welcome in the tribe, Miss Anna Kornikova
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    Image of Crazy Cool Medallions Crazy Cool Medallions
    07/09/09

    @SteveJeltzFan: I'm more of a New Testament man myself. Apologies.
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    Image of TT-Zop TT-Zop
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    Ironically, the cross was shaved into her pubic hair. And the photographer said yes, yes I can see it.
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    Image of Jen P Jen P
    07/09/09

    @TT-Zop: Right, I'm sure she has pubic hair ...


    Now THAT's not something I thought I'd be considering today.

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    I believe that is inscribed at Golgotha.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    I'd like to magoivign that sperkuvnick.


    /no idea

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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    07/09/09

    In reply to Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
    Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew


    But I hear her agent is.

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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    06/06/09

    In reply to Sex, Lies, And Zionism
    Jesus. Are we STILL talking about this shit like its the Red Scare?


    Its a Friday night DUAN, these things were never very happenin'. There's other happenin's happening anyway.


    I say we all blame Ben for everything tomorrow.

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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    06/06/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: I blame you for whatever we are blaming things for.
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    Image of The Boy Wonder The Boy Wonder
    06/06/09

    In reply to Sex, Lies, And Zionism
    Is there anything quite as dangerous as a cute bartender who knows the way to your heart?
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    Image of Pesti-Esti Pesti-Esti
    06/06/09

    @The Boy Wonder: How come the first ten times I read this comment I thought it said barber? Bartender makes much more sense.
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    Image of The Boy Wonder The Boy Wonder
    06/06/09

    @Pesti-Esti: Yea, I would never be quite as forward with my hot barber. That bitch shaves my neck with a straight razor.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/06/09

    @The Boy Wonder:


    Perhaps, in the future, she'll shave elsewhere.

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/06/09

    In reply to Sex, Lies, And Zionism
    I think there were some unfunny commenters who were purged. I also think there were some funny commenters who were purged. Most crucially, I think it's ridiculous to put pressure on people to be funny all the time, lest they be purged. As it turns out, most of us have jobs. Being funny on a sports blog is a very low priority.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    06/06/09

    @Steve U: I think this is working out for the petter right now. Maybe it ranged to people I didn't think should be gone, but then again I am not a fully licensed ninja
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    Image of The Sports Industrial Complex The Sports Industrial Complex
    06/05/09

    In reply to Sex, Lies, And Zionism
    What's up DUAN. So I just got done watching "Home" by Yann Arthus-Bertrad on Nat Geo. Best aerial camera work since Planet Earth. Definitely recommend it to all you tokers who experience nature in the comfort of their own apartments, with HD.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/05/09

    @The Sports Industrial Complex: My favorite "Home": The X-Files episode with the inbred family.


    /sorry, got nothin


    How's life?

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/05/09

    In reply to Sex, Lies, And Zionism
    I feel like I've picked the wrong time to make this my second official DUAN! after about three years of commenting. It's like a slew of sports blogging perusers forget to take their Paxil.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/05/09

    @the earl of weaver: Well, the stage is all yours pretty much. It's like public access TV. You could get away with saying anything. Watch:


    IT IS MY DREAM TO ONE DAY HAVE SEX WITH AN ACTUAL COW.


    See...

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/05/09

    @Karlifornia: Damn. This is a fucking tragedy.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/05/09

    @the earl of weaver: Yeah, DUAN is on life-support. I'll do my part to try to keep it alive, but....who knows.


    @meefer: What's up, dude?

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    Image of Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game
    06/05/09

    @the earl of weaver: @meefer: @Karlifornia: We're all here if you want to join the party.


    [therookiesblog.com]

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    Image of meefer meefer
    06/05/09

    @Karlifornia: About to hit the bars with a half brazilian, half black lingerie model.


    \blatant showing off

    \\not going to get any

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/05/09

    @Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game: Man. I've been wondering where you guys went.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/05/09

    @meefer: Just try to have fun....that way no matter what happens you still had a good time, right? Right?


    @Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game: Maybe I'll saunter over there for a bit..supposed to be going out momentarily, though


    @The Sports Industrial Complex: I'm in the SF Bay Area. You been adjusting well to the coast?

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    Image of Fukudomes_Marvelous_Bag_of_Suck Fukudomes_Marvelous_Bag_of_Suck
    06/05/09

    In reply to Sex, Lies, And Zionism
    So I am thinking of purchasing a bottle of scotch...I've tried a few of the Macallan's and will probably go with the Macallan 12. Any suggestions? There are several other ones out there that I haven't had.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/05/09

    @Fukudomes_Marvelous_Bag_of_Suc...: If you are new to the world of scotch be forewarned it is endless. I'm a fan of Glendullan and The Speyside. The Speyside's are all very different and you'll have a good time figuring out which you like the best.
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