It's usually because they're just so absurd or really lack even the most tenuous of news angles to give them the go-ahead. Other times it's because they're just absolute horseshit. But every Friday until we get sick of running them, we'll present to you some of these not-so-shiny gems. All items should be treated as [Sic'd]. Enjoy...

This Man Took 23 Pictures On His Television Of "Arizona Cardinals Camel Toe"

(Anonymous-ish, please. You may call me Jason in Indy.)

So sometimes a booze/weed combo helps slow the game down. Perhaps that's how the rookie NFL QB's are making such a splash the last 2 seasons? I thought I was seeing things at first Sunday night when this luscious cheerleader bounced her Bulbous Bald Femballs my direction. Wish the picture quality were better, but maybe this will spur another Deadspin reader to action. Enjoy.

(Ed. note: He took 23 pictures of this screen shot. 23.)

Dude, Hadn't Noticed

Dude, have you ever noticed in the infamous pic of Kim "Sweet Thighs" Kardashian grinding on Regg "Cock Sucker" Bush (sorry, Im a diehard ND fan) that Khloe (the uglier and much dumber sister) is staring intently, and somewhat seductively/awkwardly at Regg's cock region? Just look in the bachground, it's pretty hilarious. The pic im referring to is the one in your article titled "Our long national nightmare is over: reggie and kim together again," just in case you're a yid and didnt know what pic i meant. Thanks again bro, hope you dont fall down a large set of stairs anytime soon...not that this might be a threat or anything...just kidding i thought it would be funny if i wrote that though. One love ;0

At Least She Is Acutely Self-Aware

From Julia Allison: Subject: "Now This"

is good sportswriting.

I just sent it to Wilbon.

I think you should write something about it!

xo
your favorite clueless sports non-groupie

BTW, did you see my little SONY spot with the other Mr. Manning?

oh yeah, baby

From Me: (Forwarding to Emeritus)

Yay for you?
Sent from my iPhone

From Emeritus:

You actually talk to this species? I had no idea.

I Don't Believe That Was Brought Up In The Chat, No

didn't anyone ask if swallowing Tony LaRussa's cum can make YOU drunk? it seems like the obvious question!!!!

I'm Quite Certain He Said "Niekro"

So i was switching back and forth between football and the tour championship yesterday and around the 7th or 8th hole, I swear the commentator said, "the ol' negro knuckler" after one of tiger's shots. I'm pissed at myself for not recording it and thought for sure you'd have a post on it today. I can't find anything about it online, but you guys are surely better at finding that shit that I am.

Maybe it's just me being racist. But thought I'd give you guys something to do today.

Aw, Buzz

Note: He was supposed to be here, but he was here for a little bit.

Not that you should trust a porn star more than Wilbon, but his account differs somewhat from Christian the porn star's.

Herndon, Va.: Mr. Mike: On the good Mr. Kurtz's chat, someone was taking the Post to task for you "posing for pictures with a porn star" while covering the NBA finals. Did this actually happen? If so, who? Kurtz's only comment "I'm jealous."

Michael Wilbon: Ha...Anybody who would say that without knowing details is an idiot...And I thank my colleague Mr. Kurtz. So, here's the story. I'm at a club on the off-night of the series, in Hollywood...A young woman comes up, says she's a huge fan of PTI and watches the show every day because her boyfriend got her started watching it years ago. She says her name and asks, "I'd love a picture with you if it's okay." Of course, I say yes, just like I do 99 percent of the time (I don't recall ever saying no, unless I'm in an airport running for a flight or at a restaurant)...A guy comes over, introduces himself and says, "I don't think you know who she is, do you?" I say I have no clue, should I? And he tells me she and her friends are all adult film stars. I laugh out loud. He's an adult film director, he says, and has his own blog. I knew right then, with Jon Barry laughing in my ear, that the photos would be on a blog...And so what? What would the idiot who asked the question in the chat have me do, run up and threaten to smack her if she didn't give me the camera? People really are overly dramatic self-important idiots. Should I carry around a form for people to sign before I take a photo in a stadium or on the street after they tell me the appreciate what I do and would like a photo...I'm sure I've taken pictures, unknowingly, with people a lot seedier...People need to get a life.

Pictures with people a lot seedier? Ain't that the truth!

Michael Wilbon Chat [Washingtonpost.com]