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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    03/16/09

    In reply to Julian Tavarez Puts On Beer Goggles, Signs With Nationals
    Manny Acta is just Manny from the block?
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    Image of Katni Katni
    03/16/09

    In reply to Julian Tavarez Puts On Beer Goggles, Signs With Nationals
    You have to admire him for at least going out and trying to find someone new instead of repeatedly drunk-dialing the Braves.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/16/09

    @Katni: +1.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    03/16/09

    In reply to Julian Tavarez Puts On Beer Goggles, Signs With Nationals
    Jesus, if signing with the Nationals is like going hogging, does voluntarily going to the Royals put you on the cover of Corpsefucker magazine?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/16/09

    In reply to Julian Tavarez Puts On Beer Goggles, Signs With Nationals
    After he retires, Tavarez can finally star in that horror movie he's been working on with Otis Nixon and Randy Johnson.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    03/16/09

    In reply to Julian Tavarez Puts On Beer Goggles, Signs With Nationals
    "When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me."


    That is the funniest fat joke I've ever read on Deadspin.

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    03/16/09

    In reply to Julian Tavarez Puts On Beer Goggles, Signs With Nationals
    After the interview, Julian Tavarez drove back to spring training on a moped.
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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    03/16/09

    In reply to Julian Tavarez Puts On Beer Goggles, Signs With Nationals
    Manny Acta = Marc Anthony?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/16/09

    In reply to Julian Tavarez Puts On Beer Goggles, Signs With Nationals
    Here's a tip, Tavarez: roll the Nationals in flour to find the wet spot.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/16/09

    In reply to Julian Tavarez Puts On Beer Goggles, Signs With Nationals
    J-Lo is younger than the "prospects" Bowden got kickbacks from.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    03/16/09

    In reply to Julian Tavarez Puts On Beer Goggles, Signs With Nationals
    Hes too old to run in from the bullpen so he will just do the walk of shame.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    03/16/09

    In reply to Julian Tavarez Puts On Beer Goggles, Signs With Nationals
    Great, now the Nationals will be calling him for weeks.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    03/16/09

    In reply to Julian Tavarez Puts On Beer Goggles, Signs With Nationals
    But who's going to be around to dry the Nationals' tears and explain that Tavarez just isn't that into them next week?
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    Image of Balls State Explorer_explored Balls State Explorer_explored
    03/16/09

    In reply to Julian Tavarez Puts On Beer Goggles, Signs With Nationals
    By June he'll be gnawing his arm off.
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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    03/16/09

    @Balls State Explorer_explored: He won't have to.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    03/16/09

    In reply to Julian Tavarez Puts On Beer Goggles, Signs With Nationals
    Who the hell arrives at a club at 4 a.m.? Donte Stallworth?
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    03/16/09

    @ClueHeywood: Depends on whether or not your coke dealer works there, I guess.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/16/09

    @ClueHeywood: The cleaning crew, which will be the only job Tavarez will be able to get come June.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/16/09

    In reply to Julian Tavarez Puts On Beer Goggles, Signs With Nationals
    All National League East teams are pink on the inside, baby.
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