Madonna, A-Rod Reportedly Now Allowed to Touch Each Other's Private Parts Without Consequence

Well, this was inevitable. Now that she's officially divorcing her husband Guy Ritchie, the news resurfaces that over-striated singer Madonna is once again possibly doinking Yankees' third baseman Alex Rodriguez. (*kazoo sound*) To the celebrity gossip-mongering! Newsday's blog, The Final Score »10/16/08 12:30pm10/16/08 12:30pm, begrudgingly passes…

Scott Boras Emerges In Toronto For Rodriguez Peacekeeping Mission

Given all the wackiness that's ensued since Alex Rodriguez marital woes have hit the news cycle, it's tough to disseminate between truth, fiction, fodder, and horseshit hearsay. Strangely, some of the gossip has been true to a certain degree — Madonna has "canoodled" with A-Rod; Cynthia has used Lenny Kravitz's Paris… »7/14/08 1:00pm7/14/08 1:00pm

Red Sox Nation Will Treat This News With The Proper Amount Of Restraint And Sympathy

After days of speculating about the state of Alex Rodriguez's marriage it appears that the one truthful item out of this whole entire scandal is that he and his wife, Cynthia (can't bring myself to say "C-Rod" — yet) are not getting along. Late yesterday afternoon, the tabs and gossip blogs began reporting that… »7/03/08 9:20am7/03/08 9:20am

A-Rod's Alleged Madonna Affair Destined For Front Page Infamy

The New York tabloids have awakened from their Alex Rodriguez/Madonna hook-up snooze and are now in full-on attack mode against the Yankees' third baseman and the singer. The tabs are running the photos of Madonna sitting in A-Rod's seats during the June 22 game, which she attended with one of her children.. »7/01/08 12:36pm7/01/08 12:36pm

A-Rod's Late Night Creep Sessions With Madonna Reach Day Two Of Gossip News Cycle

Yesterday, OK! magazine reported the wobbly speculation about the odd, possibly steamy friendship brewing between Yankees' third baseman Alex Rodriguez and divorce-bound old lady singer, Madonna. The two were apparently seen "working out together" on numerous occasions and Rodriguez is apparently now being represented… »7/01/08 9:30am7/01/08 9:30am

Celeb Rag Says A-Rod And Madonna Are Possibly, You Know, Doing It

Oh, if this is true, this would just be one of the most fantastically mind-blowing developments on the planet. One can only hope that the gossip-mongering scoundrels at OK! magazine aren't confusing Alex Rodriguez with one of Madonna's other orange-skinned boy toys. But according to Radar, the magazine is publishing… »6/30/08 6:05pm6/30/08 6:05pm