Who Is The Most Masturbated-To Woman In History?

I just recently got a Christmas card from Drew and his family and I have to say: Is there any bigger fucking waste of time, energy, and paper than a Christmas card? I understand why people used to do it before Facebook existed, but currently, if someone has a baby, not a day goes by that a photo of that thing isn't… » 12/25/12 2:30pm 12/25/12 2:30pm

Come Chat With "Shit My Dad Says" Author Justin Halpern Tomorrow At 2pm…

It's the amusing Twitter account even your dad likes. And, now, it's a book. Come stop by tomorrow for an excerpt and watch the author bravely navigate the commenting arena which has humbled many an author and vaporized one female comedian. » 5/04/10 5:06pm 5/04/10 5:06pm