Headline On Radio Station Website Unintentionally Links Robert Griffin III, Masturbation, Jay Leno

You can see how this might happen, given everything. Robert Griffin III was on The Tonight Show late last night, and he beatboxed for Jay Leno, because there's nothing RGIII can't do, you see. Washington D.C.'s all-news station had the footage, and they wanted to post it on their website this morning, the earlier the… »5/18/12 11:15am5/18/12 11:15am

This Photo Of Troy Tulowitzki And The Rockies' Trainer Is Not What It Looks Like

In the eighth inning last night, Rockies shortstop Troy Tulowitzki was standing on the top step of the dugout when he took a foul ball from Dexter Fowler off his left leg. Tulowitzki told the Denver Post the leg went numb and that he thought it might have been broken, but X-rays were negative. Tulowitzki has a deep… »5/15/12 10:50am5/15/12 10:50am

College Newspaper Captures Euphoria Of Historic Upset With Headline Alluding To Masturbation

Division II Francis Marion University (S.C.) knocked off defending Division I national champ South Carolina in a baseball game on April 11. FMU's student paper is a weekly, and even though the edition chronicling the big win wasn't published until this week, the upset was still enough to merit front-page,… »4/20/12 10:15am4/20/12 10:15am

When Oregon Fans Make The "O" Symbol, They're Screaming "Vagina" In American Sign Language, New York Times Reports

The New York Times shared an important revelation out of Eugene, Ore. yesterday, and we wanted to pass it on because we are immature: the spade-shaped Oregon "O" that Ducks fans so enthusiastically make to show support for the team means "vagina" in American Sign Language. »11/18/11 1:20pm11/18/11 1:20pm

Kansas College Suspends Its Golfers For Dongish Facebook Photo, But Team Captain Jack Hiscock Says They're Appealing The Suspension

Lindsborg, Kansas's tiny Bethany College—a Lutheran school, home of the Fighting Swedes—has suspended its entire golf team for three tournaments as a punishment for taking the above naked photo together. You can't see any dong in the shot, but it's there, under the golfing gear. »8/22/11 6:45pm8/22/11 6:45pm

Tiny Child Inspires Us To Get Up Off Our Asses To Pwactice Widing A Bike

With the way cynicism travels through generations these days, we'll give him about six to eight years before he realizes that compared to the rest of life, riding a bike isn't really a big deal at all. But my god, what good cheer! Consider this cold heart (especially from someone who also struggled with Rs as a kid)… »6/02/11 7:15pm6/02/11 7:15pm

Ja'Juan Story Sincerely Regrets Telling Everyone His Doodoo Story

Last week, we brought you the charming story of Florida football recruit Ja'Juan Story, who abandoned all interview protocol and told Gator Country that he prepares for games by "taking a doodoo" and listening to Katy Perry songs. Today, we're sorry to report that he has reneged on his claims, and will soon be acting… »5/24/11 1:15pm5/24/11 1:15pm

Kyle Lohse Impersonates Tony La Russa (And All The Shingles Headlines We Opted Against Using)

• Kyle Lohse Was Just Missing A Shingle Thing In Today's Tony La Russa Impersonation
• Kyle Lohse Shingles Out La Russa For Impersonation
• Kyle Lohse Puts The Final Shingle On His La Russa Impersonation
• Shingle File: Today In Tony La Russa Impersonations
• Living Shingle: Kyle Lohse Does Tony La Russa
• Kyle… »5/12/11 6:40pm5/12/11 6:40pm

One Ref's Fall Over A Ceremonial Carpet Is Another Ref's Fall Over The Same Ceremonial Carpet

We're not sure where this clip came from, as the Leafs missed out on the playoffs for the sixth straight year this season, but sometimes — like when two men whose job it is to be alert on ice fail to observe and avoid the same ceremonial carpet laid out in front of them, for example — context just doesn't really… »4/21/11 3:20pm4/21/11 3:20pm

They're Still Playing "Friday" At NHL Games, And At Least One Grown Man Is Enjoying It

We know that internet memes generally have a very particular shelf life, and we respect that Rebecca Black's "Friday" phenomenon might have worn out its welcome by now. When we first posted the video to accompany another meme, it had 200,000 views; it now has 61 million views and a dedicated Tumblr following. But… »3/28/11 6:00pm3/28/11 6:00pm