This Year's Highest-Paid MLS Player Isn't Actually Playing In MLS Yet

So, what we have below is an updated list of every MLS player's salary. There are some things worth talking about. » 9/29/14 6:43pm 9/29/14 6:43pm

Italian TV Presenter Goes Bananas After Kaka's 100th Milan Goal

Last time we caught up with Tiziano Crudeli, the famed AC Milan homer, he was near suicidal after a particularly tough Champions League loss. Lucky he decided against taking his life, otherwise he wouldn't have seen Kaka's 100th club goal and we wouldn't have this call. » 1/06/14 3:13pm 1/06/14 3:13pm

Kaká's Long-Range Finesse Strike Was A Work Of Art

While APOEL's Cinderella run through the Champions League was mostly over before today's return match at Real Madrid even started, Kaká helped slam the door by increasing the aggregate lead to 5-0 when he landed a shot from a position and with a curve more reminiscent of his teammate Cristiano Ronaldo (who opened… » 4/04/12 3:52pm 4/04/12 3:52pm

Cristiano Ronaldo Could End Up Being Seized By The European Central Bank

The financial situation in Europe is so screwed up that soccer players are being used as collateral. Bankia, a troubled seven-month-old Spanish banking group, is trying to shore up capital by going public and getting a big loan from the European Central Bank, the EU's equivalent of the Federal Reserve. But the ECB… » 7/28/11 1:55pm 7/28/11 1:55pm

On My Honeymoon, I Kept Seeing A Flabby, Neck-Braced Kaka

You probably know Kaka as the superstar midfielder for Brazil and Real Madrid. Maybe you'll remember him as the cover boy of FIFA 11. » 7/04/11 5:00pm 7/04/11 5:00pm

Kaká Thinks Men Who Buy Whores Deserve A Red Card

He's got fancy feet and a wholesome disposition. Brazil's popular midfielder is, according to Google translator, "Officially participating in the campaign "Real men do not buy women" of @ aplusk against prostitution." Wonder if he filmed a commercial with his mother. [TwitPic] » 6/29/10 12:00pm 6/29/10 12:00pm

How The U.S. Can Wipe The Floor With Brazil

Bob Bradley must be slightly busy right now trying to prepare his team to pull off another upset of a superior squad. Toilet-papering one of Brazil's finest is probably a strategy he hasn't considered. » 6/27/09 5:45pm 6/27/09 5:45pm

$94 Million Just Ain't What It Used To Be

The world's financial oblivion has affected some sports clubs worse than others. Perhaps Real Madrid giving AC Milan $94 million to take their best player will clue you in on who the haves and have nots are. » 6/09/09 10:15am 6/09/09 10:15am

Roman Abramovich's Fantasy Football Team Is Better Than Yours

Apparently Roman Abramovich doesn't like being first runner-up. After completing the silver sweep last season—finishing second in the Premier League, the Carling Cup, and the Champions League—the Russian billionaire owner of Chelsea FC responded by purchasing half of the Portuguese-speaking world. First he poached the… » 8/27/08 3:00pm 8/27/08 3:00pm