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    Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium

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    Image of weinerdog49 weinerdog49
    10/13/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium
    They moved the park to Overland Park, KS? oh wait, you just don't know what you're talking about. Idiot.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    10/24/09

    @weinerdog49: Try reading this again. Perhaps have someone with a brain read it to you. Oops, you screwed up! #whyyourstadiumsucks
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    Image of colinmcclain colinmcclain
    10/12/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium
    A majority of those "comments" were written by the same person. I have a masters in english and the author hasn't disguised his style particularly well. Nice try though.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    10/24/09

    @colinmcclain: Your "masters in english" clearly isn't doing you much good.

    Considering one of those comments came from me and another came from my friend Brian, who looks nothing like me, I'm curious to know what the fuck you're talking about.

    Please, "masters in english," enlighten us. #whyyourstadiumsucks
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    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    10/11/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium
    My dad's the most peaceful man I've met, and I saw him almost take a swing at a 300 pound douchehat at a Royals game once.

    Oh, yeah, the douchehat had just called my mom a cunt for asking him not to use the word motherfucker in front of her five year old.
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    Image of jhsnake jhsnake
    10/10/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium
    Yeah, the stadium is actually in KCMO near Independence, which is one of the biggest redneck meth addict shit holes of the city. It is indeed nowhere near Overland Park. It would be nice to get these facts straight since the team is not even located in the fine state of Kansas.

    The worst part of the stadium is the obnoxious obese fans. Oh and the years and years of miserable baseball.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    10/24/09

    @jhsnake: Jesus, you're stupid. READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE. #whyyourstadiumsucks
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    10/10/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium
    Also, hey Danker, how you been?
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    Image of HIV 2 Elway HIV 2 Elway
    10/10/09

    @Pete Gaines: Hanging in there brewing beer. Thinking of coming to Larry-town for Halloween.
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    Image of Wilt Stilts Wilt Stilts
    10/09/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium
    southeast of downtown Kansas City, which is of course a fairly well-known suburb of Overland Park, Kan

    First mistake-It's straight east of Kansas City, in Missouri

    Second Mistake- Overland Park is south west of Kansas City, in Kansas

    Third Mistake-Mixing up the two

    Obviously not well-known enough.

    /dick joke
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    Tommy Craggs promoted this comment Edited by Wilt Stilts at 10/09/09 6:58 PM Wilt Stilts was starred Wilt Stilts was unstarred
    Image of Tommy Craggs Tommy Craggs
    10/09/09

    @Wilt Stilts: Please read again.
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    Image of Wilt Stilts Wilt Stilts
    10/09/09

    @Tommy Craggs: Wow, I've had a rough day. Maybe I should lay off the Nitroglycerin.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    10/09/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium
    That's a phenomenal writeup, Craggs. Thanks for it.
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    Image of SomewhereOverDwayneBowe SomewhereOverDwayneBowe
    10/09/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium
    Maybe this belongs more in the FAILgate category

    So, in summary:

    1. You were bored.
    2. You went to a Royals game, but stayed in the parking lot.
    3. You crashed a toy plane into a car, then drove home.

    Worst. FAILgate. Ever.
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    Clarence Rosario promoted this comment SomewhereOverDwayneBowe was starred SomewhereOverDwayneBowe was unstarred
    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    10/10/09

    @SomewhereOverDwayneBowe: It's like FAILFAILgate.
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    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    10/09/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium
    Taxpayers spent more than $200 million to add much needed amenities like ribbon scoreboards, a sports bar in right field that has a $100 per table minimum, and diaper changing stations in every bathroom.

    Mr. "Wagon from Lee's Summit," you may have a valid gripe about the scoreboard and bars, but under no circumstances should you knock the diaper changing station.
    In a few years, when it's your weekend to with your son, while your meth-addicted ex-girlfriend gets gang banged by bikers, you'll wind up taking him to a game where he'll inevitably require a clean diaper. Then, my friend, you will appreciate the convenience of those things.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/09/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium
    Hey Casey, your brother shouldn't smoke anymore now that he has a kid, the selfish prick.

    /totally obnoxious moralizer.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/09/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium
    A better use of Kauffman Stadium - nightly full readings of The Great Gatsby.
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    Edited by Steve U at 10/09/09 4:53 PM Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/03/09

    In reply to Baseball Update!
    Matt T is about to vomit. I cannot believe LSU is going to win this game.
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    Image of FlashIsBack FlashIsBack
    10/03/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Meanwhile he's writing a thesis on his website on how Cox is better than Tebow.
    /largest outdoor cocktail party. can't wait for it.
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    MarkKelsosMigraine promoted this comment Edited by FlashIsBack at 10/03/09 6:46 PM FlashIsBack was starred FlashIsBack was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/03/09

    @FlashIsBack: No way Georgia scores here.
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    Image of SavetoFavorites SavetoFavorites
    10/03/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Nosofass, muhfren.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/03/09

    @SavetoFavorites: Holy shit. By the way, I think the AJ Green/Julio Jones debate has been solved.
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    Edited by MarkKelsosMigraine at 10/03/09 6:46 PM MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of FlashIsBack FlashIsBack
    10/03/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: yeah, about that...
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/03/09

    @FlashIsBack: Horseshit penalty.
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    Image of FlashIsBack FlashIsBack
    10/03/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: absolutely. Though I wouldn't be surprised if UGA chokes this one too.It's happened.

    /I love being right.
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    Edited by FlashIsBack at 10/03/09 6:53 PM FlashIsBack was starred FlashIsBack was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/03/09

    @FlashIsBack: Wow. And I was just yelling at Les Miles.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    10/03/09

    In reply to Baseball Update!
    Little known fact: Mike Blowers's pseudonym is "Pareene."

    So that last prediction? Take it to the fucking BANK.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    08/07/09

    In reply to Yanks On Top Again, All Right With The World
    Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.

    If I can't view comments then what is this?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/26/09

    In reply to Attendance Should Be A Record High For This Giveaway
    What about the fact that they want us to rank our White Hall of Fame? That sounds a little exclusionary.
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