A majority of those "comments" were written by the same person. I have a masters in english and the author hasn't disguised his style particularly well. Nice try though.
@colinmcclain: Your "masters in english" clearly isn't doing you much good.
Considering one of those comments came from me and another came from my friend Brian, who looks nothing like me, I'm curious to know what the fuck you're talking about.
Yeah, the stadium is actually in KCMO near Independence, which is one of the biggest redneck meth addict shit holes of the city. It is indeed nowhere near Overland Park. It would be nice to get these facts straight since the team is not even located in the fine state of Kansas.
The worst part of the stadium is the obnoxious obese fans. Oh and the years and years of miserable baseball.
Taxpayers spent more than $200 million to add much needed amenities like ribbon scoreboards, a sports bar in right field that has a $100 per table minimum, and diaper changing stations in every bathroom.
Mr. "Wagon from Lee's Summit," you may have a valid gripe about the scoreboard and bars, but under no circumstances should you knock the diaper changing station.
In a few years, when it's your weekend to with your son, while your meth-addicted ex-girlfriend gets gang banged by bikers, you'll wind up taking him to a game where he'll inevitably require a clean diaper. Then, my friend, you will appreciate the convenience of those things.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: Meanwhile he's writing a thesis on his website on how Cox is better than Tebow.
/largest outdoor cocktail party. can't wait for it.
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Considering one of those comments came from me and another came from my friend Brian, who looks nothing like me, I'm curious to know what the fuck you're talking about.
Please, "masters in english," enlighten us. #whyyourstadiumsucks
10/11/09
Oh, yeah, the douchehat had just called my mom a cunt for asking him not to use the word motherfucker in front of her five year old.
10/10/09
The worst part of the stadium is the obnoxious obese fans. Oh and the years and years of miserable baseball.
10/24/09
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10/09/09
First mistake-It's straight east of Kansas City, in Missouri
Second Mistake- Overland Park is south west of Kansas City, in Kansas
Third Mistake-Mixing up the two
Obviously not well-known enough.
/dick joke
10/09/09
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So, in summary:
1. You were bored.
2. You went to a Royals game, but stayed in the parking lot.
3. You crashed a toy plane into a car, then drove home.
Worst. FAILgate. Ever.
10/10/09
10/09/09
Mr. "Wagon from Lee's Summit," you may have a valid gripe about the scoreboard and bars, but under no circumstances should you knock the diaper changing station.
In a few years, when it's your weekend to with your son, while your meth-addicted ex-girlfriend gets gang banged by bikers, you'll wind up taking him to a game where he'll inevitably require a clean diaper. Then, my friend, you will appreciate the convenience of those things.
10/09/09
/totally obnoxious moralizer.
10/09/09
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10/03/09
/largest outdoor cocktail party. can't wait for it.
10/03/09
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/I love being right.
10/03/09
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So that last prediction? Take it to the fucking BANK.
08/07/09
If I can't view comments then what is this?
07/26/09