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    Your Daily Mark Mangino Harassment Update

    Mark Mangino Has A Bit Of A Temper

    Hey Dude In The Back...What Number Is Kansas Ranked?

    Is This The End Of Mark (And Baby) Mangino?

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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    11/19/09

    In reply to Your Daily Mark Mangino Harassment Update
    Fat bastard?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/19/09

    In reply to Your Daily Mark Mangino Harassment Update
    It's that same kind of quick-witted improvisation that made Mangino such a favorite on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    11/19/09

    In reply to Your Daily Mark Mangino Harassment Update
    And one time when he couldn't find a player to needle, he ate a 10-pound bag of flour.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/19/09

    In reply to Your Daily Mark Mangino Harassment Update
    And ladies and gentlemen, if you look just to the right of the baby, you'll see the world's largest commercial pilot.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11/19/09

    In reply to Your Daily Mark Mangino Harassment Update
    So basically, if Mangino ever learned about a painful incident from a player's background, he stored that little nugget away so he could break it out at the precise moment when it would do the most damage to the player's psyche. That's talent.

    This man needs a Commentor account.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/19/09

    In reply to Your Daily Mark Mangino Harassment Update
    Earlier this season, when Mangino told freshman receiver Oedipus Jones that he'd "send him back to his mommy," Jones popped a hard-on and started packing his bags.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/19/09

    @AzureTexan:

    excellent
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/19/09

    @Phintastic: Muchas gracias. (I had to search high and low for my old Cliff's Notes, but I think I got it right. Please call my former English teacher, Mrs. Haversham, and tell her I amounted to something after all.)
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/19/09

    In reply to Your Daily Mark Mangino Harassment Update
    'Are you going to be a lawyer or do you want to become an alcoholic like your Dad?'

    If that's the best insult he has, it's no wonder he didn't recruit any of Ted Kennedy's kids.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    11/19/09

    In reply to Your Daily Mark Mangino Harassment Update
    The staff of the Lawrence Home Town Buffet nod their heads, knowingly.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/19/09

    In reply to Your Daily Mark Mangino Harassment Update
    Yeah, but Brown gave his interview while sitting on the stoop, drinking a 40 of Old E wrapped in a brown bag, and nursing a gunshot wound to his leg...so maybe we should be praising Mangino's skills as a prophet.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/19/09

    In reply to Your Daily Mark Mangino Harassment Update
    But my personal opinion is it's not much worse than what you would get at another university.

    Not true. It is much worse at Penn State where the coach insists the trainers use only leaches to treat injuries and player discipline is delivered "Andrew Jackson" style.
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    Image of manadajigity manadajigity
    11/19/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Andrew Jackson style? They shoot people at Penn State?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/19/09

    @manadajigity: That was supposed to be the joke.
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    Image of manadajigity manadajigity
    11/19/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I was thinking either that or the utilization of veto powers. That guy vetoed THE SHIT out of bills.
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    11/19/09

    In reply to Your Daily Mark Mangino Harassment Update
    Bunch of babies.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/18/09

    In reply to Mark Mangino Has A Bit Of A Temper
    In the old neighborhood we used to call him Marky Expressive Ethnic Hands. In fairness, all the clever nicknames were taken by then.

    And knowing the origin of everyone's nickname is why everyone calls me Stevie Nicks. That and my relationahip with Don Henley.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/18/09

    @Stev D: And your crippling cocaine and barbiturates addiction.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    11/18/09

    In reply to Mark Mangino Has A Bit Of A Temper
    Today's Prius obsessed University parking officials don't design parking spots that can handle a '76 El Dorado.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/18/09

    In reply to Mark Mangino Has A Bit Of A Temper
    F—-ing offices walk around telling you what to do all day?

    This is also what the Comment Ninja says to lazy Deadspinners who do nothing but quote Steve Carell.
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    Image of NotMyFirstRo-Day-O NotMyFirstRo-Day-O
    11/18/09

    In reply to Mark Mangino Has A Bit Of A Temper
    Mark Mangino is "ethinic"?

    Must have been his olive oil voice and guinea charm

    /markkelsosmigraine'd
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/18/09

    @NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: Nice.
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